Girl Friend Jokes - Page 2

Bas Karo Rulaoge kya.

Boyfriend: Mai Tumhari
Roz Roz ki Farmayisho se
Tang Aa kar Khud Kushi’
kar Rahaa hu..
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Girlfriend- Bas Karo
Rulaoge kya. 1 acha sa White Suit Dila do
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. Tumhari 13ve pe Kya
Pehnungi…

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INSULT

INSULT 😛
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Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In Your Heart..;)
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Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..??
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Boyfriend : Because
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Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty,
More Empty Space Means More Comfort

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Bajrang Dal

GF: Kya Soch rahe ho!!
BF: Valentines Day ka program..
GF: Kya socha!!
BF: Tum subah subah aa sakti ho kya..!!
Mujhe baad me ‘Bajrang Dal’ wali ke sath jana hai . 😀

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Bhikari And Sahab

BHIKARI- Sahab Rs. 10/- do Coffee pina hai
MAN- Lekin 1 Coffee to 5/- ki hai?
Sahab Girl-Friend bhi hai
MAN- Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali?
Nahi sahab
GF ne Bhikari bana diya

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2 premi

2 premi pahad pe marne gaye
Ladka kud gaya ladki nahi kudi
raste mein ladke ne perashut khola aur..
cillaya mujhe pata tha chudel tu nahi kudegi.

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Puraana BOYFRIEND

Ladki ki Shaadi me Uska Puraana BOYFRIEND bhi aaya tha
Sabhi ne usse pucha: Kya aap hi Dulhe ho..
Boyfriend: Nhai main to Semi Final mein out ho gya,
Final dekhne aaya hu.

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In a school function

In a school function
A K.G boy started closing his ears with both hands,
When girl was about to start her speech …
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?

He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend
n She is gonna start her speech with
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My Dear
Brothers n Sisters .. 🙄

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