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Girl Friend Jokes

Girl Friend Birthday

Sonu: Today is my Girl Friend birthday, what should I give her??
Monu: How does she look?
Sonu: Very Beautiful
Monu: Then give her my number!!!

Modern Definition of Boy Friend

Modern Definition 0f “Boy Friend”
A Person Who Has To Like
All the Status and Photos
…0f His Girl Friend
No Matter How Bad They Are . . .

Black Boy Asking To Black Girl in Black Night

Somewhere…
A Black Man to His Black Girlfriend
On A Romantic Night
Out Near D Sea Shore Asked Her.
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Darling, where Are you?.

Urgent Girlfriend Needed..

Urgent Girlfriend Needed..
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Qualification – Must Be The Only Daughter Of A Petrol Pump Owner..!! 😀

Arz kiya hai..

Arz kiya hai..
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Ruthi hai wo iss tarah jaise hum
sach me unhe mana lenge…
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itna waqt kaun zaya kare itne me hum dusri pata lenge……… :p 😀

Main kisi aur se shaadi kr rahi hu

GF- Main kisi aur se shaadi kr rahi hu

Bf- Na tere aane ki khushi,

Na tere jane ka gum….
Ja

Dusri pata lenge hum,

Kyuki jisme hai dum wo hai BAJIRAO SINGHAM…..

Larki: Jan mujhe aise propose kro jaise aaj tak kisi ne na kiya ho

Larki: Jan mujhe aise propose kro jaise aaj tak kisi ne na kiya ho

Larka : kamini zaleel I love U ,

mujhse shadi kar ke mujhe barbaad kar de kambakhat…. 😉

A girl checks her lover’s mobile

A girl checks her lover’s mobile to know under which name he has saved
HER no: when dialed it showed. . . . TIME PASS NO.8 – calling.

You Are 100% Beautiful

You Are 100% beautiful,

You Are 100% lucky

You Are 100% sweet ,

You Are 100% nice,

and You Are 100% stupid to believe these words………… :p 😀

Wo Kehti Apne Bhaiyyo Se

Wo kehti apne bhaiyyo se,
Mere aashiq ko yu naa peeto..!!
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Badaaa jiddi hai ye saala,
Pehle kutte ki tarah ghaseeto..!!