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Where do fish work?

Where do fish work? The offish.

What do you call a mind reader

What do you call a mind reader who can’t read minds? A telepathetic.

What do you do with a sick chemist?

What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can’t helium then you curium and you barium.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.

Why don’t we wait for life

Why don’t we wait for life on other planets to find us? Why do we have to do all the work?

A question on an internet forum

A question on an internet forum:

Q: Please help, I have this great itching between my toes.

A: Well, that depends. If the itching is between all toes, consult a dermatologist. If the itching bothers you only between your two big toes, consult a gynecologist.

Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai

Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai?

Ans: 4
1 Tere Wali
2 Mere Wali
3 Teri bhabhi
4 Meri bhabhi

Fill blank wth YES/NO

Fill blank wth YES/NO
1)…,Im not mentally fit!
2)…,I have no brain!
3)…,I have no commonsense!
4)..,I am mad!

Define Who Is Lecturer?

Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student: A LECTURER Is a Person Who Has a Very Bad Habit of Speaking When Someone Is Sleeping.

Pappu Ladki Dekhne Gaya

Pappu, Ladki Dekhne Gaya,

Family Walo Ne Akele Bithaya

Pappu: Behanji, Aap Kitne Bhai-Behan Ho!

Ladki: Pehle 3 The Ab 4 HO GAYE ! 😀