Funny One Liners - Page 9

Call centre

Me- 3G ki speed nahi aa rahi h..?
Call centre- Kaunsa handset use kar rahe h?
Me- Iphone 5.
CallCentr- Apple ka iphone..??
Me- Nhi, Amrood ka. :p

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Paani Aur Daaru

Paani Mein Visky
Mila Lo To Nasha
Chadta Hai
Paani Mein Ram
Mila Lo To Nasha
Chadta Hai Paani Mein Brandy
Mila Lo To Nasha
Chadta Hai
Lagta hai Saala
Paani Mein Hee
Kuch Gadbad Hai

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Battery Low

Pappu – Arey Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe kangal Kr Dega.!
Bunty- Q?
Pappu – Baar-2 Dikhata H Battery Low.
Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu.. :p

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