One Liner Jokes
“Do you think I”ll lose my looks as I get older?”
“Yes if you’re lucky.”
“Has there been any insanity in your family?”
“Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he’s the boss.”
I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.
Why did you hit your husband with a chair?”
“I couldn’t lift the table.”
Submitted by zanny.