# Funny One Liners - Page 14

### One Liner Jokes

“Do you think I”ll lose my looks as I get older?”
“Yes if you’re lucky.”

“Has there been any insanity in your family?”
“Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he’s the boss.”

I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.

Why did you hit your husband with a chair?”
“I couldn’t lift the table.”

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### The Math One Liners

Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].

If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be a very noisy place with all those lines crashing together!

Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.

Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my statistics class: it would seem so much longer.

Maths Teacher: Now suppose the number of sheep is x…
Student: Yes sir, but what happens if the number of sheep is not x?

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