Funny One Liners - Page 13

Its a five minutes from home to the Bar.But its One hour walks from the Bar to home

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A mobile is like women – Talks non-stop, Costs a fortune, Disturbs when You Are busy and when You need them urgently …They have no service.

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Teacher:- Okay,James In this exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.
James:- How long do I get for the answers?

Submitted by Pravan.Melkar.

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Having “WIFE” Is A Part of Living…
But
Having “GIRLFRIEND” Along With the “WIFE” Is Art of Living

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A successful man is one Who makes more money? Than His wife can spend.

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“An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can’t Afford Another Women”

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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it, So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For you and Two for your parents.

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Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I don’t know the meaning of interesting!!!

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Dear boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I`d take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, Girlfriend

Submitted by Deep Kaur.

Tags: Deep Kaur

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Girl: Have a Good Day.
Boy: No thank you… I like Parle-G more

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