Fatima Mehfooz
Raat ke 3 baje Pappu ke number par phone
aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
Pappu: Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas
hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?
Raat ke 3 baje Pappu ke number par phone
aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
Pappu: Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas
hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?
Ek Din Aapki Life Me Ek Ladki Aayegi Jo Aapko Bahut Pyaar Karegi Aapko Pyaar Se Tauch Karegi Or Aapko Dher Sari Kiss Kiya Karegi Or Kahegi I LOVE YOU PAPA.
Sale Nalayko
Ab To Sudhro Shadi B Ho Gai Tumari
Bunty ne Achanak Aankhe kholte hue kaha, Doctor sahib,kya mera Operation kamyab raha?
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Sabar se kam lo beta,Mai Doctor nhi, “YAMRAJ” hun,,;->:-
Maa- Beta, kya kar rahe ho..??
Beta- Padh raha hun ma..
Maa- Excellent..!!
Kya padh rahe Ho..??
Beta- Aapki hone wali bahu ke msgs! 😉
Aap k chehre par udasi aur aankho me nami hai,
Aapke chehre par udasi aankho me nami hai,
TATA NAMAK istemaal karo aap me iodine ki kami hai..!
LOL
Tere Liye Me Chand KoTod Du,
Suraj Ko Mod Du,
Zamin Se Asma Jod Du,
Tu Ekbar Has Ke DekhTere Sare Daat Tod Du.
Ab jaldi se so ja.
Man1 : Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
Man2 : Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
Just Imagine Life Without Boyz:::
Roads Silent
Collages Empty
Police At Rest
All Mobile Companies In Loss
No Sms
No Gift
No Alcohol
No Bikes
No Crime
No Couples
Which Means World Depends On Us;;;;;
BOYS ROCKS
When U Breathe,
U Respire.
Wah wah
When U Breathe,
U Respire !
Wah wah
When u Don’t Breathe,
U Expire….. :p 😀
Some times small small things in life hurt a lot…. If u don’t agree with me
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