Funny One Liners - Page 11

Raat ke 3 baje Pappu ke number par phone
aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
Pappu: Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas
hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?

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Ek Din Aapki Life Me Ek Ladki Aayegi Jo Aapko Bahut Pyaar Karegi Aapko Pyaar Se Tauch Karegi Or Aapko Dher Sari Kiss Kiya Karegi Or Kahegi I LOVE YOU PAPA.
Sale Nalayko
Ab To Sudhro Shadi B Ho Gai Tumari

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Bunty ne Achanak Aankhe kholte hue kaha, Doctor sahib,kya mera Operation kamyab raha?

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Sabar se kam lo beta,Mai Doctor nhi, “YAMRAJ” hun,,;->:-

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Maa- Beta, kya kar rahe ho..??
Beta- Padh raha hun ma..
Maa- Excellent..!!
Kya padh rahe Ho..??
Beta- Aapki hone wali bahu ke msgs! 😉

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Aap k chehre par udasi aur aankho me nami hai,

Aapke chehre par udasi aankho me nami hai,

TATA NAMAK istemaal karo aap me iodine ki kami hai..!

LOL

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Tere Liye Me Chand KoTod Du,
Suraj Ko Mod Du,
Zamin Se Asma Jod Du,
Tu Ekbar Has Ke DekhTere Sare Daat Tod Du.
Ab jaldi se so ja.

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Man1 : Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.

Man2 : Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

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Just Imagine Life Without Boyz:::
Roads Silent
Collages Empty
Police At Rest
All Mobile Companies In Loss
No Sms
No Gift
No Alcohol
No Bikes
No Crime
No Couples
Which Means World Depends On Us;;;;;
BOYS ROCKS

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When U Breathe,
U Respire.

Wah wah

When U Breathe,
U Respire !

Wah wah

When u Don’t Breathe,
U Expire….. :p 😀

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Some times small small things in life hurt a lot…. If u don’t agree with me
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TRY TO SIT ON A PIN

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