Funny One Liners - Page 10

CID

Daya: My god, he is dead. ACP: Lagta hai iski maut marne se hui hai.
Dr. Salunkhe: Nahi boss, iski maut marne se nahi, jaan jane se hui hai. 😛

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Murgi Dana

Pappu : Maine Apki Dukan Se Murgi Dana Kharida Tha
Dukandar: To Kya Usme Koi Kharabi Nikli
Pappu :mahina Ho Gaya Muje Khet Me Boye Ab Tak Murgi Nahi Ugi.. 😛

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