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Friends Jokes

Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai

Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai?
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Khud kitne bade kaminey honge par ladki shareef hi chaahiye.

Awesome line

Awesome line-

Jo dost, kamine nahi hote…

Wo kamine,

dost hi nahi hote..!!

Definition of Best Friend:

Definition of Best Friend:

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A person who opens his mouth just to Insult you!

What is difference between Problem & Talent

What is difference between Problem & Talent?

so simple….
2 boys love 1girl = Problem!
1boy love 2 girls = Talent!

My friend has stolen my girlfriend’s number

GUY (laughing): My friend has stolen my girlfriend’s number from my cell..!!
FRIEND: So what’s next?

GUY: The idiot is sending romantic messages to his own sister.

A boy was going with his Lover

A boy was going with his Lover.
His friend asked: Who is she..?
BOY: My cousin..
Friend smiled and said: Last year she was my cousin..!! 🙂

Who is a Boy

Who is a Boy?
Ladke wo hai,
Jo marne ke baad narak me bhi mile to,

Waha bhi kehte hai:
“Abe yamraj ki ladki dekhi”..?
kya maal hai yaar”

Difference of Nature

Difference of Nature:
Two girls wearing same T-Shirt
Response: Kamini “COPIED MY STYLE”
2 boys wearing same T-Shirt
Response: O Mera Bhai.

Teri khamoshi

Teri khamoshi aur
udasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake ae dost,

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Wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne bataya
ke aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai!!

My friend thinks he is smart.

My friend thinks he is smart.

He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry,

so I threw a coconut at his face…… 😀 :p