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Father And Son Jokes

My dad used to say “Always fight fire with fire.”

My dad used to say “Always fight fire with fire.” Probably explains why he was thrown out of the Fire Service.

My Dad said to me

My Dad said to me, “Son, I wanted you to know you were adopted.”

I shouted, “You’re kidding! Really?”

He said, “Yes. Get your things together, they’re coming to pick you up in an hour.”

Son And Father

Son: I am not able to go to school today.
Father: what happened?
Son: I am not feeling well
Father: Where you are not feeling well?
Son: In school!

‘Rajdoot’ Doodh Bechne Ke Liye

Dad-Is Baar Pass Ho Ya Fail,
Bike Zarur Dilaunga.
.
Son-Konsi Bike?
.
Dad-Pass Hue To ‘Pulsar’ College Jaane Ke Liye.
&
Fail Hue To
.
.
. .
‘Rajdoot’ Doodh Bechne Ke
Liye

Father To Beta

Father: Beta..!

Tu ne Engineering Ke 4 Saalo Mein
Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Kon Sa Seekha..?

Son: Bus Ki Chatt Pe baith K..
Tezz Hawaon Mein 1 Teeli Se 3 Cigarette Jalana..

Father to Son

Father to Son:
Beta tum history mein fail kyu huye?
Son: Papa, Sabhi question us samay ke the
jab mai paida bhi nahi hua tha!

1 Larka Daru Pe Ke Aya

1 larka daru pe ke aya,

Dad se bachne ke liye bari si book lekar padhne laga!

Dad: Daru Pe ke aya hai?

Son: Nhi To?

Dad: Kamine, Phir suitcase khol ke kya bak-bak kar raha hai..

Baap ne bete ki talahshi li

Baap ne bete ki talahshi li

Cigarette Beer or Girl’s ke No. nikle

Baap ne bahut mara, pucha kab se Chal rha h sab?

Beta (rote hue) – Papa ye jacket to apki hai

Cigarette

Bunty apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha
Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?
Bunty bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.

Son To Dad

Dad:result ka kya hua
Son: Dad, ek good news hai aur aik bad news
Dad:good news bata.
Son : mai pass ho gya.
Dad : great, aur bad news.
Son:good news galat hai.