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Fat People Jokes

You’re a lot like train tracks

You’re a lot like train tracks, you’ve gotten laid across the county.

Your so fat you were rolling down a hill

Your so fat you were rolling down a hill and you never stopped.

When some one told you that you have jelly rolls

When some one told you that you have jelly rolls, you tried to eat yourself but your fat body stopped you from doing so.

Your so butters that clover the butter company

Your so butters that clover the butter company used you in their adverts.

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

“I see your grades are struggling…”

“I see your grades are struggling…” said my mum. So I said, “Like that button holding your trousers together…”

She’s so fat that she ran down the street

She’s so fat that she ran down the street chasing a yellow school bus thinkg it was the largest twinkey ever.

Why is Santa’s sack so big?

Why is Santa’s sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.

If You weigh 200 pounds on the Earth

If You weigh 200 pounds on the Earth it is only 76 pounds on the Mars, and it means You are not fat but you are just on the wrong planet.

Facebook memories are a great way

Facebook memories are a great way to see how fat you’ve gotten.