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What’s the height of hope??

What’s the height of hope??
It is: sitting in d exam hall,
holding the question paper in hand
and telling yourself
“dude,don’t worry.
Exams will get postponed!”

Side Effect Of Excess Study

Side effect of excess study
A Guy Went To a Restaurant,
He Wanted To See the Menu
But He Forgot What It Is Called;

He Asked Waiter,
“Bring The Syllabus”

Boy Absent On Exam Date

Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam?
Son: Absence!
Father: You were absent on the day of the exam?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

Analogy For All College Lecturers

Analogy for all college lecturers
They teach us to make “PLAIN RICE” in class
&
Expect from us to cook “BIRYANI” in exams…

What’s The Height Of Hope?

What’s the height of hope?
It is: sitting in the exam hall, Holding the question paper in hand and telling your self
“Dude, don’t worry….Exams will get postponed!”

My Nights Are Going Sleepless

My days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
Is this love?
GOD replied,
No dear, result is near

Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake na kehna

Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake
na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai.

Ramesh : Na jee na hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha,
kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya!

EXam’s song by Munna bhai

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,
to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

Exams ka saya hai,

Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
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