Doctor Jokes - Page 5

Sunil 2 Bunty

Sunil 2 Bunty:
Yeh Doctor
Log Operation Karne Se Pehle
Patient Ko Behosh Kyun Karte Hai?

Bunty:
Kahin Patient Khud Operation Karna Seekh Na Le Is Liye…… 😛

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Socho agar Doctor film banate

Socho agar Doctor film banate
to
Filmo ke naam kya hote- kabhi khaasi kabhi jukham.,
kaho na bukhaar hai,
TB NO 1,
Hum blood de chuke sanam,
Rehna hai Ab Hospital me,
Bachna Ae marijo, Dil to kamjor hai,
Ek hasina do kidni,
Ajab marijo ki gajab bimari..

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“No,You Stupid, A Normal Person Would Pull The Drain Plug!

A Journalist To A Doctor Of A Mental Hospital:

“How Do You Determine Whether To Admit A Patient Or Not?”

Doctor: “Well, We First Fill A Bathtub With Water Till The Top. Then Give A Teaspoon,

A Glass & A Bucket To The Patient & Ask Him / Her To Empty The Bathtub.”

Journalist: “Obviously A Normal Person Would Use A Bucket Because It’s Bigger!”

Doctor: “No You Stupid, A Normal Person Would Pull The Drain Plug!

Admit This Idiot In Ward No. 39

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Next Please!

Patient: Doctor! You’ve got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me.
No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next please!

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Husband Was Seriously ilI

Doctor to wife:-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in good mood, Don’t discuss you problems,No TV serial, don’t demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 year & he will be ok.

On the way home..

Husband:- What did the doctor say?
Wife:- No chance for you to survive

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