Doctor Jokes - Page 3

Before an operation

once,before an operation of a patient the doctor was holding a garland in his hands.
Patient:Doctor why are you holding a garland in your hand? Doctor:If the operation is successful, i will wear it to myself or a failure i wear it for you

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Man in Delhi

Man in Delhi:I have a severe foot ache.
Doctor after examining says-“You should walk for 4 km everyday”.
After a month the doctor receives a call from the same patient saying,”I am now in Agra, how much more should I walk?”

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What is your problem?

Doctor: what is your problem?
Patient: I have only one Problem in my life, that is ,when I walk my legs are not joined ,it is always one forwards and one backwards.

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Boy to Doctor

A boy to the doctor,”Doctor, Doctor I have lost my memory.”
“When did this happen?” asked the doctor.
The boy said,”When did what happen?”

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Patient To Doctor

Patient:”I want to live doctor when should I take the medicine”.
Doctor:”So remember to take the medicine exactly before you feel the pain”.

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