Doctor Jokes

10 doctorz aur 1 engineer

10 doctorz aur 1 engineer
Helicopter Ki Rassi Se Latke Hue
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Pilot Ne Kaha Load Zyada Hai 1 Aadmi Ko Chorna Hoga….!!….
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engineer Ne Kaha Apni jaan Ki
Qurbani Mai
Deta Hoon……
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Taaliyan…. .
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Ye Sun Kar Sab doctorz
Taaliyan
BajaneLage,
Aur sabke sab Neechey Gir Gaye…
Ustad to akhirr Ustad hota hai
na….!!

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Fees For Visiting Patient’s Home !

A boy went to a doctor and asked: What are your fees for visiting patient’s home?
Doctor: Rs 300
Doctor took his bike. The boy sat behind him and reached home.
Doctor: Where is the patient?
Boy: There is no patient. Taxi driver asked for Rs 500 to drop me home but you agreed for Rs 300.
Doctor Shocked… Boy Rocked…

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A man goes to the doctor and says

A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger!”

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