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Doctor Jokes

When an employment application asks

When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, “A very good doctor”.

What’s the difference between God and a Doctor?

What’s the difference between God and a Doctor? God knows he’s not a Doctor!

Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years?

Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years?

Do you smoke?
No.

Do you eat too much?
No.

Do you go to bed late?
No.

Do you have affairs with promiscuous women?
No.

Then why would you want to live more than 100 years?

10 doctorz aur 1 engineer

10 doctorz aur 1 engineer
Helicopter Ki Rassi Se Latke Hue
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Pilot Ne Kaha Load Zyada Hai 1 Aadmi Ko Chorna Hoga….!!….
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engineer Ne Kaha Apni jaan Ki
Qurbani Mai
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Taaliyan…. .
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Ye Sun Kar Sab doctorz
Taaliyan
BajaneLage,
Aur sabke sab Neechey Gir Gaye…
Ustad to akhirr Ustad hota hai
na….!!

Why It Is Called Heaven

Wife to Husband: I have heard that husband and wife are not allowed to stay
together in heaven. Is it true?
Husband: You fool, that’s why it is called heaven.

Fees For Visiting Patient’s Home !

A boy went to a doctor and asked: What are your fees for visiting patient’s home?
Doctor: Rs 300
Doctor took his bike. The boy sat behind him and reached home.
Doctor: Where is the patient?
Boy: There is no patient. Taxi driver asked for Rs 500 to drop me home but you agreed for Rs 300.
Doctor Shocked… Boy Rocked…

An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away!

A Sardar Doctor and Pandit loved same girl.
Pandit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor asked: WHY??
Pandit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

Doctor And Patient

Patient: Doctor! You’ve got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.

Doctor: Next please!

I have a pain in my eye

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

A man goes to the doctor and says

A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger!”