Computer Jokes - Page 2

Bunty Rocked Computer Shocked

Bunty Bar Bar Apni Windows Ka
Password Bhool Jata Tha.
Ek Baar Usne Socha
Mein Apni Windows Ka Password
Kya Rakhu Jo Kabhi Na Bhulu.
Usne Pasword Rakha ‘INCORRECT’.
Ab Jab Bhi Wo Ghalat Password Enter Karta
Computer Usey Khud Bata Deta
“Ur Password Is Incorrect”
Bunty Rocked Computer Shocked….

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My Internet Is Not Working Properly

Sonu Rings a call centre:
My internet is not working properly
Officer: Ok, Double click on “My computer”
Sonu : I can’t see ur computer
Officer: No no, click on “My computer” on ur computer
Sonu : How can I click on ur computer from my computer?
Officer:listen, There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on ur computer, Ok double click on it
Sonu : what the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..?
Officer : Double click on ur computer
Sonu : On which Icon i’ve to click
Officer: “My Computer”
Sonu : Tell me where is ur office. I’ll come there and click on ur “Computer.”

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You are a Nerd If…

If you have more toys than your kids

If you need a checklist to turn on the TV

If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight

If you have introduced your kids by the wrong name

If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary

If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work

If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires

If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don’t work and you rush up to the front to fix it

If you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal

If you have memorized the program scheduled for the Discovery channel and have seen most of the shows already

Submitted by zanny.

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Computer Jokes

Customer:Hey Shopkeeper i want some curtains for my computer
Shopkeeper:Why do u need curtains for your computer ????
Customer:Oh you don’t know my computer has windows

Submitted by computer jokes.

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