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Computer Jokes

I was going to be a computer forensics

I was going to be a computer forensics expert, but couldn’t hack IT.

How we know a computer is getting old?

How we know a computer is getting old?
When it suffers loss of memory!

Which is the favorite computer key of an astronaut?

Which is the favorite computer key of an astronaut?
It is the Spacebar!

What is the favorite food item of a computer?

What is the favorite food item of a computer?
Chips!

George to computer helpdesk

George to computer helpdesk: “I have a big problem with my computer, I have put a screensaver on my computer, but each time when I move the mouse, it disappears, what to do?”!

Sam called helpdesk to solve his computer issue

Sam called helpdesk to solve his computer issue.
Helpdesk: “Sir click on “my computer” icon to the left of computer screen”
Sam: “my left or your left?”!

A customer to the computer store assistant

A customer to the computer store assistant: “I am looking for a mystery risky game with lots of graphics and it should be really challenging”
“Sure” replied the assistant, “Have you ever tried Windows Vista?”!

Teacher to student: “tell me the difference between Window 95 and Windows 98?”

Teacher to student: “tell me the difference between Window 95 and Windows 98?”
Student: “the difference is only three years”!

Programmer to his daughter: “I have bought a new Doll for you”

Programmer to his daughter: “I have bought a new Doll for you”
Daughter: “Thank you, papa, but where is the user’s guide?”!

What will you say if your first attempt doesn’t succeed?

What will you say if your first attempt doesn’t succeed?
You can simply say it as Version 1.0!