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Christmas Jokes

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
Santa Clues!

What do you call Father Christmas in the beach?

What do you call Father Christmas in the beach?
Sandy Clause!

What do you call a dog who works for Santa?

What do you call a dog who works for Santa?
Santa Paws!

What do you call a cat in the desert?

What do you call a cat in the desert?
Sandy Claws!

Who delivers presents to cats?

Who delivers presents to cats?
Santa Paws!

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!

Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?

Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low “elf” esteem!

Why did Santa go to the doctor?

Why did Santa go to the doctor?
Because of his bad “elf”!

What does Santa suffer from

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!

Why does Santa have three gardens?

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ‘ho ho ho’!