Business Jokes - Funny Jokes

A picture is worth 1,000 words, but it uses up 3,000 times the memory.

Failure is not an option—it comes bundled with the software.

Don’t corner something meaner than you.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys the pig.

Don’t beat a dead horse.

When you assume, you make an “ass” out of “u” and “me.”

Tell them what you’re going to tell them, tell them, then tell them what you told them.

When you’re up to your armpits in alligators, it’s hard to remember to drain the swamp.

The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.