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Brunette Jokes

What do you call a brunette with a million dollars?

What do you call a brunette with a million dollars?
A Cash Cow.

Why are hangovers better than brunettes?

Why are hangovers better than brunettes?
Hangovers go away.

How do you know your at a brunette wedding?

How do you know your at a brunette wedding?
The bridesmaids are all wearing bowling shirts.

Why did the brunette take a job at the loading dock?

Why did the brunette take a job at the loading dock?
She loved taking deliveries in the rear.

Did you hear about the hairy brunette?

Did you hear about the hairy brunette?
She went to the zoo and the monkeys started singing “We Are Family”

Did you hear about brunette midgets?

Did you hear about brunette midgets?
They’re only half as ugly.

How can two brunettes become invisible

How can two brunettes become invisible in a crowd of three?
When they’re with a blonde.

Why do brunettes like their hair color?

Why do brunettes like their hair color?
It hides the dirt.

When do brunettes eat lots of beans?

When do brunettes eat lots of beans?
Before they take a bubble bath.

Did you hear about the nursery rhyme

Did you hear about the nursery rhyme with Brunettes?
Humpme Dumpme.