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Boy And Girl Jokes

All the people who had candy stolen

All the people who had candy stolen from them as babies are now the adults buying girl scout cookies outside dispensaries.

Always remember

Always remember:

When SHE cancels a date, it is because..

“SHE HAS TO”

But

When HE cancels a date, it is because..

“HE HAS TWO

If A Boy Gives A Luv Letter 2 A Girl

If A Boy Gives A Luv Letter 2 A Girl

People Call Him “Loffer”

But If A Girl Gives A Letter 2 A Boy

They Call It “Offer”

Feel The Difference.

Boys Use The Word Friendship To Start Love

Boys Use The Word Friendship To Start Love

But

Girls Use The Word Friendship To End Love

Same Word Bt Different ATTITUDE ?!!

WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL

WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL:

Respect her,

Honour her,

Love her,

Protect her,

Care 4 her,

Obey her,

Sacrifice 4 her?.

HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?

Just smile once (gameover)

Jaan pehchaan hote hi

Jaan-pehchaan hote hi
ladko ko ladki ko whatsapp par add karne
ki itni jaldi hoti hai.. mano..
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hone wali BIWI ka Rashan Card par naam chadhwana ho!!

Facebook

Facebook pe ladki kisi bhi desh ki ho,
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Sabse zyada commnts hum Indians ke hi hote hain..!!

Agar pati parmeshver hai

Agar pati parmeshver hai

to

Boy friend bhi

Chota mota devta mana ja sakta hai!!

I am in love with you totally.

He: I am in love with you totally.
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She: Totla hoga tu! Tela baap totla!

Ek dukhi girlfriend

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
Apne boyfrnd ke liye Shayari likhi..
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Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada..
Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada
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Dil todh kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA