Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Why do shepherds never learn to count? Because if they did they would always be falling asleep.
0Why do shepherds never learn to count? Because if they did they would always be falling asleep.
0I used to have a dog that did magic tricks.
It was a labracadabrador!
0Q: Which animal has more lives than the cat?
A: Frogs, because they “croak” each night.
0Q: A cowboy left Montana to go to Texas on Friday and came back on Friday. How did he do it?
A: He named his horse Friday.
0Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
A: Because if it had four, it would be chicken sedan.
0Q: Why did the duck go to jail?
A: Because he got caught selling quack.
0Q: How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?
A: Put up a Bingo sign.
0A man is fishing and he catches a crocodile. The crocodile tells him, “Please let me go! I’ll grant you any wish you desire.” The man says, “Okay, I wish my penis could touch the ground.” The crocodile then bites his legs off.
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