Animal Jokes
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Why do shepherds never learn to count? Because if they did they would always be falling asleep.
I used to have a dog that did magic tricks.
I used to have a dog that did magic tricks.
It was a labracadabrador!
Which animal has more lives than the cat?
Q: Which animal has more lives than the cat?
A: Frogs, because they “croak” each night.
What do you call a paralyzed goat?
Q. What do you call a paralyzed goat?
A. Billy Idle
A cowboy left Montana to go to Texas
Q: A cowboy left Montana to go to Texas on Friday and came back on Friday. How did he do it?
A: He named his horse Friday.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
A: Because if it had four, it would be chicken sedan.
Why did the duck go to jail?
Q: Why did the duck go to jail?
A: Because he got caught selling quack.
How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?
Q: How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?
A: Put up a Bingo sign.
What kind of key opens a banana?
Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
A: A monkey.
A man is fishing and he catches a crocodile
A man is fishing and he catches a crocodile. The crocodile tells him, “Please let me go! I’ll grant you any wish you desire.” The man says, “Okay, I wish my penis could touch the ground.” The crocodile then bites his legs off.