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Ladki sath ho to Restaurant ka Bill

Ladki sath ho to Restaurant ka Bill

Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill
Aur
Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To

‘Daru ka Bill’

Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill.

Na ishq kar mere yaar

Na ishq kar mere yaar
yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar
yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
aur number mera lagati hai.

Jo Mummy aur Papa ko Swarg le jaata hai

Jo Mummy aur Papa ko Swarg le jaata hai,
Wo Beta Hota hai par,

Jo Swarg ko Ghar Le a।aye,
Wo Beti Hoti hai..!

Forward to all lovely daughters..

UNDER COVER AGENT

Agar koi ladki tumhe mile
tumse friendship kare aur
pahle hi din tumhe i love you kahe.
To samjh lena ki
Wah emostional atyachar ka undar COVER AGENT hai.

Some times small small things in life hurt a lot……

Some times small small things in life hurt a lot…. If u don’t agree with me
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TRY TO SIT ON A PIN

Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples

Never laugh at your wife’s choices…
(You are on of them…)

Never be Proof of Your Choices…
(Your Wife is one of them…)