Wife Said I’m Dying

Husband texts to wife on cell..
“Hi, what are you doing Darling?”
Wife: I’m dying..!
Husband jumps with joy and types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without you?”
Wife: ” you idiot! I’m dying my hair..”
Husband: Bloody English Language!

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