Ears Put Back On


A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him.
The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said: ” Yes, I can put you right.”

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.

The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells:

“You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ears.”

“Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a man’s or a woman’s.”

“You’re wrong, I hear everything, but I don’t understand a thing!”

Submitted by Vicky.

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