One Liner Jokes


“Do you think I”ll lose my looks as I get older?”
“Yes if you’re lucky.”

“Has there been any insanity in your family?”
“Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he’s the boss.”

I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.

Why did you hit your husband with a chair?”
“I couldn’t lift the table.”

Submitted by zanny.

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