Looks Bad On Resumes


Here are the nine things that look bad on Resume.

1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.

2. I regret that I have no references. Unfortunately, every company I have worked for has since closed down.

3. I’ll kill myself if I don’t get a job.

4. I know where you live.

5. Any sentence beginning with “I was recently acquitted.”

6. I’m really tall, so I think I’d be well suited to this job.

7. Happy faces.

8. By the way, I understand that you have unmarried daughters.

9. I’m confident that I’ll get this job. The voices told me.

Submitted by Rohit.

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