Hey Mr Pilot Teach me how to fly a plane


A plane was transporting mentally impaired patients & they were making too much noise. One of the mad men entered Pilots cabin.

MADMAN: Hey Mr Pilot Teach me how to fly a plane.

PILOT: I will but under one condition.

MADMAN: Whats that?

PILOT: If only you can get your friends to keep quiet.

MADMAN: Okay.

(5 minutes later the plane is quiet).

PILOT: Wow, how did u get em to keep quiet?

MADMAN: I opened the door & told them to go and play outside.

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