Hey Mr Pilot Teach me how to fly a plane
A plane was transporting mentally impaired patients & they were making too much noise. One of the mad men entered Pilots cabin.
MADMAN: Hey Mr Pilot Teach me how to fly a plane.
PILOT: I will but under one condition.
MADMAN: Whats that?
PILOT: If only you can get your friends to keep quiet.
(5 minutes later the plane is quiet).
PILOT: Wow, how did u get em to keep quiet?
MADMAN: I opened the door & told them to go and play outside.