Funny Punjabi Sms
2 sardaran nu 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police nu de ke aande han.
2 sardar: j koi bomb raste ch phat gya te?
1st sardar: jhooth bol dwange ki 1 hi milya c
The ultimate key to relieve oneself
of all tensions has been discovered
by the Punjabis..
It is called
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SAANU KEY..
Teacher 2 Shunty:-Pandvon ke naam batao,
Shunty:- ik BHIM c, ik oda vada bhra c, ik nikka bhra c, ik hor c,
te akhir wale da mainu naam bhul gya
Kudiyan Vich Koi Sassi Labhda,
Koi Labhda Heer
Assi Ta Yaaro Sahiba Labhni,
Te Kuttne Ohde Veer.
Husband: Raat nu main ek movie vekhi
Ek chudail kadi mere agge kadi mere piche.
Wife: Kehdi movie vekhi?
Husband: Apne viyah di …
Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ? :smt013
Student: Ki karda masterr g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya! ! !
Wife: Suno doctor ne muje ek maheena aaram ke liye Switzerland ya Paris jaane ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jaayenge?
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Husband: Doosre doctor ke pass.
5+5 kine hunde ne?
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is da Jwab v Message wich labh riha hai?
Nalayk school ch ki karan gya si.
Jab se Apko dekha hai.
Mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subah ko
Sham ko
hass hass ke bura hal ho gaya hai.,..oh Rabba a ki bhej dita duniya te..
“Laziness is our biggest enemy” – Jawahar Lal Nehru.
“We should love our enemy.” – Mahatama Gandhi.
Dasso hun bapu di manniye ya chache di..??
Ladki : me tere lyi sab kuch chad sakdi haan,
Ladka : maa bap ?
ladki : haan.
ladka : yar dost, bhai behan, khana peena?
ladki : haan.
ladka : serials dekhne?
Ladki : muh sambhal ke gal kar oye .
School Joke
Master Shunty nu: is line nu english wich badlo : “asi aam bande han”.
Shunty: we are mango man.
Chor chaku dikha ke bolya : apne sare paise kad!
Pappu : tu janda hai me kaun haan , me police wala haan!
Chor : Acha fer mere paise v kad.
Son : papa 10+10 kine hunde ne?
papa : ghade, ullu de pathe, nalayak, tenu kuch nhi aunda ja andron calculator le ke aa.
Son to Pappu : papa aj teacher ne mainu bada marya.
Pappu : Tu jarur koi shararat kiti honi.
Son : Nahi papa , tusi mera vishwas karo,
mai taan chup chap so riha c.
Convent school ke bache zoo me:
Oh!! wow monkey is sleeping don’t distub..
Govt. school ke bache:
OYE OH VEKH TERA Peo SUTA AE..LYA VATTA MARIYE..
Titanic doob riha c,
ik angrej ne shunty nu puchiya etho zameen kini dur h?
Shunty 1 km.
Angrej : kehdi side?
Shunty : niche di side.
Pappu : Kal papa kue wich digg gye, badi sattan lagian, bade chillaa rhe c.
Bunty : hun ki hal hai ?
Pappu : Thik hi hone, raat to kue cho koi awaz nahi ayi.
Pappu : Das chand jruri hai ke Suraj?
Bunty : chand.
Pappu : Q ?
Bunty : chand sanu raat nu channi dinda hai, te suraj din vele…. jado sanu chaidi nahi hundi
Shunty sukhe talab wich boating kar riha c.
Bunty : ise ne sada nam badnam kita hoya h.
je mainu tairna anda taan othe hi ja ke marda sale nu.
Saawan ki raaton mein,bheegi Barsaaton main,Hum Hamesha yahi sochte hain k,
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Raat nu Manja kithe daawange.
Ek waari ek baba bus wich
ek kuri nu jappi pa lenda h..
Kuri kehendi h wat r u doing..?
Baba kehnda h ‘kismat de naal
milda kamliye pyaar buzurga da..’
Preeto : ji je me mount everest te chad javan taan tusi mainu ki daoge?
Pappu : puchan wali kehdi gal hai “dhakaa”
Pappu(taxi driver) : sir 500 rs ho gaye,
Engineer: ena tan me engineer ho ke v nahi kamanda,
Pappu : jado me engineer c me v nahi kamanda c!
Shunty : yar bachapan wich me 10 manjil to kud gya c,
Bunty : fer bach gya c ke mar gyi c?
Shunty : pta nahi yar badi purani gal hai.
History teacher – mughlan ne kado takk raj kita ?
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student – page no 15 to 26 tak.
5 Reasons Why ‘YOU’ are my Friend:
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No Reason.
Bas meri mat maari gai c.
1 budi mar gyi.
ladies ron lgian….bebe kithe gyi,jithe na dup na cha,
na roti na sbzi,na bijli na pani’
Shunty bunty nu “yar dekh budi kite Sade ghr ta ni chli gyi”
If somebody comes n tells u,
That u r fool, lazy & stupid!
Don’t b afraid, go to him,
Catch his neck,
and tell him
“Kisay hor noo naa dasin”