Abbreviation SMS - Page 4

A Simple “SALAM” Can Be So Sweet:

S: Sada Khush Raho

A: Abaad Raho

L: La-Zawal Urooj Dekho

A: Arzuain Puri Hon

M: Mujhe Dua Main Yaad Rakhna

So SALAM 2 ALL.

We go to school, to attend “CLASS” .
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently.

at home, we have to “STUDY”.
S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, Tv, Unlimited-sms, Dota, Youtube.

in class, we’re given “HOMEWORK.”
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.

while doing homework, we refer to “TEXTBOOK”.
TEXTBOOK = TEXTing + faceBOOK…..
Happy Study Year ! 🙂

ABBREVIATIONS Which Are Not Known To Many Of Us: COLD : Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease. JOKE : Joy Of Kids Entertainment. AIM : Ambition In Mind. DATE : Day And Time Evolution. EAT : Energy And Taste. TEA : Taste And Energy Admitted. PEN : Power Enriched In Nib. SMILE : Sweet Memories In Lip Expression. BYE : Beside You Everytime. 🙂

Beautiful But Stupid

B.COM
Basically Confidence of Mohabat

B.B.A
Beauty Broad & Active

L.L.B
Love 4 Leagal Boy

P.H.D
Perfect Healthy Dream girl..(!!<

MEANING OF M O T H E R:
M:”M Y M O M”
O:”O B L I G E”
T:”T E R R I F I C”
H:”H O N E S T”
E:”E X C E L L E N T”
R:”R E S P O N S I B L E”

s:”still”
m:”mad”
a:”always”
r:”responsible”
t:”teasing”

~?Fantastic definitions?~

School:
A place where
papa pays & son plays 😀

Life insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich 😉

Marriage:
its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters 😉

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work 🙂

Smile:
A curve dat can set a lot of thngs straight 🙂

Doctor:
A person who kills ur ills by pills, n kills U by bills. 😉

What is da true meaning of ‘Study’ ???
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited tafreh
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning

I hate you..
Don’t be upset, because
“HATE” I mean
H: Hold me in your heart
A: Always be with me
T: There is no end to our love
E: Enter into my heart
So again “I hate you

The Word ‘Hello’ means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U
L=Love 2 C U soon
O=Obviously, I mis U!

When you love
you get hurt.
When you get hurt
you hate.
When you hate
you try to forget.
When you try to forget
you start missing.
When you start missing
you fall in love again..!

Friendship is
“More Clear than Water”,
“More Pure than Gold”,
“More Sweet than Honey”,
So thank you for Sharing God’s Beautiful Gift With me.

When all the birds
leave the sky….
when all friend’s say
goodbye…
I will be there always to
tell U….
“Hi”

“PAINS”
Positive
Approach
In
Negative
Situation.
With these PAINS one can surely win and gain in this life…

Meaning of Father:-
F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who’s There
H= He’s My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One…
No One Can Beat Him He’s The Best!!!

When U miss me just say: C.L.I.C.K
C=Can’t live without u.
L=Love U.
I=I miss U.
C=Care About U.
K=Kiss from my Heart to u
So, When U miss me just say:- (CLICK)

G: God
O: Offers us His
O: Outstanding
D: Devotion 2
M: Make us
O: Obedient &
R: Ready 4 a
N: New day 2
I: Initiate
N: New Aim 4 d
G: Glory of God
GOOD MORNING

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.
Lecture: An art of transferring information.

What is da true meaning of ‘Study’ ???
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning…
So study hard ok !!!!

L =====
O =====
V =====
E =====
L=loss of money.
o=out of mind.
v=waste of time.
e=end of life.
So don’t LOVE.

Live With The 3 E’s . . .
| Energy |
| Enthusiasm |
| Empathy |
And The 3 F’s . . .
| Faith |
| Family |
| Friends |
Then U Will Feel Life In Ur Life.

These are some of the romantic countries in the world
HOLLAND
“Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies”
ITALY
“I Trust And Love You”
LIBYA
“Love Is Beautiful You Also”

Meaning of smart:
s:”still”
m:”mad”
a:”always”
r:”responsible”
t:”teasing”

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means? Without Information, Fighting Every time!
WIFE says: No darling,
It means :- With Idiot For Ever

H- appy feelings shared
U- niversally warm & fuzzy
G- reat 2 give & 2 receive
S- ure 2 Make anyone day
I hope this “HUG” makes your day brighter.

If u born poor it is not your mistake
but if u die poor it is only your mistake…

SMILE:
Sets u free…
Makes u special…
Increases ur face value…
Lifts up ur spirits…
Erases all ur tensions…
So please keep smiling.

These are some of the romantic countries in the world
HOLLAND
“Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies”
ITALY
“I Trust And Love You”
LIBYA
“Love Is Beautiful You Also”

Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B’s
B – Bikes.
B – Beers.
B – Babes.
B – Bunks. And The Most Important.
B – Backlogs.

A lamp doesn’t speak. It introduces itself through its light.
Achiever never expose themselves, but their achievements expose them.

Power of Mathematics
One day a box wasn’t opening.
Lawyer came, applied all laws but it didn’t open
Chemist came, applied all reactions but it didn’t open
Physician came, applied all forces but no change
Even the biologist failed
Mathematician came & said
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Let’s Suppose the Box is Open.

SMS Doesn’t Mean
“Short Messaging Service”.
It Only Means
“Sweet . Memories . Shared”
With A Special, Loving, Caring & Sweet Person Like You :->

The Full Form of Chocolate Brand:
KITKAT: Kiss in Time, Kiss at Time.
PERK: Perfect Emotional Romantic Kiss.
MUNCH: Meet Urgently Now for a Charming Hug!
So Think before giving chocolate to any one.