SMS, Text Messages

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.

Ah, well, I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God’s fool, and all His work must be contemplated with respect.

All ways keep your LOVER’S photo in your purse. Whenever you are in big trouble see the photo. You will feel that No other problem bigger than this…

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

Controversy equalizes fools and wise men…and the fools know it.

Don’t approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.

Don’t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.

A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool, usually has his suspicions.

A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.

A fool may be known by six things: anger without cause; speech without profit;
Change without progress; inquiry without object; putting trust in a stranger; and
Mistaking foes for friends.

A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke – and that the joke is oneself.

A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste of wisdom.

Money, which represents the prose of life, and which is hardly spoken of in parlors without an apology, is, in its effects and laws, as beautiful as roses.

There is no excuse, nor should there be any tolerance, for anyone who thinks or expresses any kind of anti-Semitic remark. I want to apologize specifically to everyone in the Jewish community for the vitriolic and harmful words that I said to a law enforcement officer the night I was arrested on a DUI charge.

Apologizing have not Meaning it that you are wrong It means you have relationship Value in your Mind and more then your ego.

Why should I apologize because God throws in crystal chandeliers, mahogany floors, and the best construction in the world?

An apology is the superglue of life. It can repair just about anything.

Our systems, perhaps, are nothing more than an unconscious apology for our faults / a gigantic scaffolding whose object is to hide from us our favorite sin.

Apology is a lovely perfume, It can transform the clumsiest Moment into a gracious gift. Please forgive me!

The best apology against false accusers is silence and sufferance, and honest deeds set against dishonest words.

Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.

Never make a defense or an apology until you are accused.

I rise today to offer a formal and heartfelt apology to all the victims of lynching in our history, and for the failure of the United States Senate to take action when action was most needed.

I never, ever want to apologize for a film. If it’s bad i’ll say it’s my fault. And that’s what I can say so far in all the films that i’ve done, that if you don’t like it, it’s entirely my fault.

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

When a man holds you round the throat, I don’t think he has come to apologise.

Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.

The only good thing about punctuality is that it usually gets you an apology.

It takes a great deal of character strength to apologize quickly out of one’s heart rather than out of pity. A person must possess himself and have a deep sense of security in fundamental principles and values in order to genuinely apologize. – Walt Whitman

An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be.

Apologizing – a very desperate habit – one that is rarely cured. Apology is only egotism wrong side out.

You must tell me who I might have hurt. I have to write them an apology.

If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It’s much easier to apologize than it is to get permission.

I hated Chris, my brother. I would pull his hair and kick him, until one day my father gave him permission to fight back. I’ll be apologizing to him for the rest of my life.

Apology is only egotism wrong side out.

It will never do to plead sin as an excuse for sin, or to attempt to justify sinful acts by pleading that we have an evil heart. This instead of being a valid apology, is the very ground of our condemnation.

An apology might help, but you can change your life without one.

Never apologize and never explain – it’s a sign of weakness.

Why must conversions always come so late? Why do people always apologize to corpses?

Every young sculptor seems to think that he must give the world some specimen of indecorous womanhood, and call it Eve, Venus, a Nymph, or any name that may apologize for a lack of decent clothing

I feel like this is a dream — I apologize for how I dressed some of you.

I’m not a Hollywood basher because enough good movies come out of the Hollywood system every year to justify its existence, without any apologies.