Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz today’s paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
I swear because love is definitely blind
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
“You are so beautiful”
Teacher : U failure !
At Ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at Ur age Hitler committed suicide
Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.
Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.
In 3 ways u can break d mirror…
1.throw stone at d mirror
2. throw the mirror on d floor.
3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn’t say Hi to folk, I’d say BOO!
Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don’t you make sure the pool has water in next time.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words
Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!