Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver and wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan.
Husband:What was THAT for?
Wife:I found a paper in your pocket, with the name Jenny on it.
Husband:I played RACE last week and Jenny was the name of my HORSE.
Next day the Wife hit him with the Frying Pan AGAIN!
Wife:Your Horse PHONED!
wife : Look A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen
N He Is Eating D Cake Prepared By Me
Husband: Whom should I Call
Now Police Or Ambulance..
Wife to doc: Doc, I think my husband has a fearful disease.I talk to him for hours and he doesn’t hear a word I say.
Doc:That’s not a disease, its a gift!
Husband:I’ll admit I’m wrong if you’ll admit I’m right!
Wife:I agree! u go first!
Wife(with a twinkle in her eye):you are right!
Wife going to USA
Wife: Do u want anything from USA?
Husband: Yeah, an English girl
Wife returns from USA
Husband: where’s my gift?
Wife: wait for 9 months
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no
Wife: (expecting a car)
Gift me something which goes from 0 to 100 in 3 seconds when I’m on it.
Husband: gifted her a weighing machine…. .!
2 Married Men Talking-
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.
Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite
Man On His Death Bed Confesses 2 His Wife-I Had An Affair With Ur Sister, Ur Best Friend & The Maid.
Wife : I Know Darling. Now Relax & Let The Poison Work! ..;-)
Wife: If I removed the cook & make the food myself 4 a month,what will u pay me?
Husband: I don’t have 2 pay u, u will get my entire insurance amount.;-)
Women live a better,
longer & peaceful life.. !!
A woman does not have a wife !!!!
A Sad girl was sitting with her husband
Husband: U r d second most beautiful girl, I’ve ever seen.
Girl: Who’s the first?
Husband: It’s YOU When u smile.