T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

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People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
- Anonymous

How can I love you if you won’t lie down ?
- Anonymous

All men are idiots And I married their king.
- Anonymous

I’m not as dumb as you look.
- Anonymous

Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.
- Anonymous

I’m sorry My fault I forgot you were an idiot.
- Anonymous

Put on your seat belt… I wanna try something.
- Anonymous

I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
- Anonymous

My Dog Can Lick Anyone.
- Anonymous

Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.
- Anonymous

I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant
- Anonymous

No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.
- Anonymous

Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.
- Anonymous

Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.
- Anonymous

Work is the curse of the drinking class.
- Anonymous

We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.
- Anonymous

There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.
- Anonymous

There’s no future in time travel.
- Anonymous

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.
- Anonymous

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Never kick a man unless he’s down.
- Anonymous

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I wear the brains in the family.
- Anonymous

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I’m the person your mother warned you about.
- Anonymous

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