Smoking Quotes, Sayings about smokers

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Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
– George D. Prentice

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To see what is right, and not do it, is want of courage, or of principle.
– Confucius

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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man’s enjoyment of his cigar.
– Mark Twain

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You own yourself, so if you want to do something that destroys yourself, go ahead. Just don’t harm others when you do.
– Jim Goebel

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People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them… Well, it’s killing me!
– Wendy Liebman

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He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.
– Edward George

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After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after dinner activity that doesn’t involve two human beings.
– Brad Shaw

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Another defining feature of therapeutic ethos, then, is the growing tendency to define a range of human behaviors as diseases or pathologies.
– James L. Nolan

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The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
– Anonymous

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I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
– Anonymous

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If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
– Anonymous

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Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.
– Anonymous

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The man who smokes, thinks like a sage and acts like a Samaritan!
– Edward George

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The German woman does not smoke!
– Nazi slogan

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A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
– Rudyard

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If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.
– Clement Freud

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Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.
– Woody Allen

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Little tube of mighty power, Charmer of an idle hour, Object of my warm desire.
– Isaac Hawkins Browne

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It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake.
– Mark Twain

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I’ve been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don’t feel safe breathing anything I can’t see!
– Dave Beard

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Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.
– Anonymous

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A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
– Anonymous

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Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
– Liza Minnelli

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I’d rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth.
– Paul Carvel

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Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.
– Irish Proverb



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