Smoking Quotes, Sayings about smokers

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There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of cigarettes.
- Katharine Whitehorn

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If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.
- Mark Twain

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He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.
- Edward George

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After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after dinner activity that doesn’t involve two human beings.
- Brad Shaw

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If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman’s pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.
- George Bernard Shaw

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Another defining feature of therapeutic ethos, then, is the growing tendency to define a range of human behaviors as diseases or pathologies.
- James L. Nolan

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The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.
- Anonymous

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I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
- Anonymous

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Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.
- Anonymous

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If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.
- Anonymous

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The German woman does not smoke!
- Nazi slogan

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A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
- Rudyard

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Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.
– Woody Allen

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Little tube of mighty power, Charmer of an idle hour, Object of my warm desire.
- Isaac Hawkins Browne

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It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake.
- Mark Twain

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I’ve been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don’t feel safe breathing anything I can’t see!
- Dave Beard

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Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.
- Anonymous

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A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
- Anonymous

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Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
- George D. Prentice

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Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
- Liza Minnelli

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I’d rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth.
- Paul Carvel

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Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.
- Irish Proverb

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Take your life back from the tobacco companies. They don’t own you anymore.
- Duane Alan Hahn

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To smoke a cigar through a mouthpiece is equivalent to kissing a lady through a respirator.
– Proverb

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To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.
- Mark Twain



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