Smoking Quotes, Sayings about smokers

It is easier to stay out than get out.
- Mark Twain

The German woman does not smoke!
- Nazi slogan

The only ‘safer’ cigarette is your last one.
- Duane Alan Hahn

Carrie: Smoking is the only thing that keeps me balanced.
- Jessica Parker

A cigar has “…a fire at one end and a fool at the other.”
- Horace Greely

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.
- E.G. Bulwer Lytton

Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
- Brooke Shields

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend.
- Anonymous

A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
- Anonymous

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
- Rudyard

Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.
- Anonymous

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.
- Anonymous

I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
- Anonymous

Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
- George D. Prentice

Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
- Liza Minnelli

The man who smokes, thinks like a sage and acts like a Samaritan!
– Edward George

I’d rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth.
- Paul Carvel

Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.
- Irish Proverb

Take your life back from the tobacco companies. They don’t own you anymore.
- Duane Alan Hahn

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
– George Burns

To smoke a cigar through a mouthpiece is equivalent to kissing a lady through a respirator.
– Proverb

I’ve been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don’t feel safe breathing anything I can’t see!
- Dave Beard

Watching the smoke dance out of a cigarette is like watching a girl dance out of her dress.
- D.H. Mondfleur

I don’t smoke anymore, except on National No Smoking Day as a protest against those who want to control our lives.
- John Richard

If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman’s pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.
- George Bernard Shaw

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