Sarcasm Quotes, Sarcastic Sayings
There are some people who come in your life pretending that they love you only because they need you.
– Uzair Lallmamod
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
– Ashleigh Brilliant
Never judge a book by its movie.
– J.W. Eagan
I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don’t like?
– Jean Cocteau
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
– Abba Eban
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
– Ambrose Bierce
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
– Whitney Brown
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
– Gordon Dickson
You don’t have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
– John Ciardi
I don’t believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.
– Noel Coward
If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
– Charles Pierce
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
– William Feather
I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up.
– Groucho Marx
You were looking good from afar.. now you’re far from looking good.
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
– Oscar Wilde
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
– George Bernard Shaw
I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.
Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.
You have delighted us long enough.
– Jane Austen