Insult Quotes

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I’ve had a wonderful evening – but this wasn’t it.
– Groucho Marx

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I love it when someone insults me. That means I don’t have to be nice anymore.
– Billy Idol

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The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can’t ignore it, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh at it; if you can’t laugh at it, it’s probably deserved.
– Russell Lynes

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
– Oscar Wilde

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I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley Jr.

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I just don’t believe that you have to come in and insult people when you want to change things.
– Sydney Schanberg

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Adding “just kidding” doesn’t make it okay to insult the Principal.
– Nancy Cartwright

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Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
– Proverb

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She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.
– Oscar Levant

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INSULTS are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong.
– Jean Jacques Rousseau

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A graceful taunt is worth a thousand INSULTS.
– Louis Nizer

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Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull

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I was asked to memorize what I did not understand; and, my memory being so good, it refused to be insulted in that manner.
– Aleister Crowley

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Only one who can swallow an insult is a man.
– Chinese Proverb

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You will find that silence or very gentle words are the most exquisite revenge for insult.
– Judge Hall

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If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.
– Simon Cowell

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The point of quotations is that one can use another’s words to be insulting.
– Amanda Cross

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They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.
– Thomas Brackett Reed

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If your gonna be two faced at least make one of em pretty!
– Kayla Morris

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Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time.
– Suzanne Fields