I’ve had a wonderful evening – but this wasn’t it.
– Groucho Marx
I love it when someone insults me. That means I don’t have to be nice anymore.
– Billy Idol
The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can’t ignore it, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh at it; if you can’t laugh at it, it’s probably deserved.
– Russell Lynes
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
– Oscar Wilde
I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
– William F. Buckley Jr.
I just don’t believe that you have to come in and insult people when you want to change things.
– Sydney Schanberg
Adding “just kidding” doesn’t make it okay to insult the Principal.
– Nancy Cartwright
Even rabbits insult a dead lion.
She has the answer to everything and the solution to nothing.
– Oscar Levant
INSULTS are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong.
– Jean Jacques Rousseau
A graceful taunt is worth a thousand INSULTS.
– Louis Nizer
Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.
– Cordell Hull
I was asked to memorize what I did not understand; and, my memory being so good, it refused to be insulted in that manner.
– Aleister Crowley
Only one who can swallow an insult is a man.
– Chinese Proverb
You will find that silence or very gentle words are the most exquisite revenge for insult.
– Judge Hall
If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.
– Simon Cowell
The point of quotations is that one can use another’s words to be insulting.
– Amanda Cross
They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.
– Thomas Brackett Reed
If your gonna be two faced at least make one of em pretty!
– Kayla Morris
Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time.
– Suzanne Fields