Funny Quotes and Sayings
+1Being in the hospital is a downer , but there is good in everything, you are being served breakfast in bed, Get Well Soon .
- Anonymous
-1A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.
- Samuel Goldwyn
-1I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
- Tommy Cooper
-1I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
- Mae West
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-1Have you seen my Kungfu lately? Cause it has gotten totally awesome!
- Gerard Way
-1I hate it when people don’t remember my name. It means I have to try to think of it myself.
- John Alejandro King
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-1I would stop dating in high school just to be your friend forever.
Submitted by Tofaial Rahman.
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