Coffee Quotes, Sayings about Caffeine

Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.
- Jessi Lane Adams

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
- Ronald Reagan

Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm.
- Dutch Proverb

I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.
- Carly Simon

Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.
- Turkish Proverb

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
- T.S. Eliot

I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.
- Harry Mahtar

Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.
- Drew Sirtors

Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.
- Voyager

Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
- Jonathan Swift

I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.
- John Van Druten

Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.
- Bob Irwin

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
- Alphonse Allais

Black as the devil, Hot as hell, Pure as an angel, Sweet as love.
- Charles Maurice

Coffee and love are best when they are hot.
- German Proverb

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.
- Sheik Abd

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
- Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Coffee, which makes the politicians wise, And see through all things with his half-shut eyes.
- Alexander Pope

A cup of coffee commits one to forty years of friendship.
- Turkish Proverb

In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running.
- Jeff Bezos

You know you’ve been playing too much Nethack when you refer to coffee as a potion of sleep resistance.
- Sweeney Todd Lundgren

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.
- Henry Ward Beecher

I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
- Flash Rosenberg

Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
- David Letterman

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
- Mae West

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