Coffee Quotes, Sayings about Caffeine
Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.
- Jessi Lane Adams
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
- Ronald Reagan
Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm.
- Dutch Proverb
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.
- Carly Simon
Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.
- Turkish Proverb
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
- T.S. Eliot
I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.
- Harry Mahtar
Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.
- Drew Sirtors
Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.
Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
- Jonathan Swift
I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.
- John Van Druten
Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.
- Bob Irwin
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
- Alphonse Allais
Black as the devil, Hot as hell, Pure as an angel, Sweet as love.
- Charles Maurice
Coffee and love are best when they are hot.
- German Proverb
No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.
- Sheik Abd
Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
- Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Coffee, which makes the politicians wise, And see through all things with his half-shut eyes.
- Alexander Pope
A cup of coffee commits one to forty years of friendship.
- Turkish Proverb
In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running.
- Jeff Bezos
You know you’ve been playing too much Nethack when you refer to coffee as a potion of sleep resistance.
- Sweeney Todd Lundgren
No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.
- Henry Ward Beecher
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
- Flash Rosenberg
Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
- David Letterman
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
- Mae West