Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about Drinking

A man that lives in alcohol, will die from alcohol too.

I drink therefore I am.
- W.C. Fields

When the wine goes in, strange things come out.
- Johann Christoph

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
- Oscar Wilde

Wine is bottled poetry.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.
- Dr. Thomas Fuller

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra

Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.
- NF Simpson

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
- George Best

Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend!
- Gerard Way

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
- Winston Churchill

Here’s to a long life and a merry one A quick death and an easy one A pretty girl and an honest one A cold beer and another one!
- Irish Saying

Drinking and driving mix only when you’re mixed up.

Alcohol is a good preservative for everything but brains.
- Mary Pettibone Poole

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
- George Bernard Shaw

Champagne is the only wine a woman can drink and still remain beautiful.
- Mme. de Pompadour

Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
- Bertrand Russell

Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker.
- Ogden Nash

Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.
- Homer J Simpson

Wine hath drowned more men than the sea.
- Dr. Thomas Fuller

Drunkenness is simply voluntary insanity.
- Seneca

I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.
- Brendan Behan

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.
- Homer J Simpson

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
- Homer J Simpson

I would rather commit adultery than drink a glass of beer.
- Lady Astor

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