Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about Drinking
A man that lives in alcohol, will die from alcohol too.
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
When the wine goes in, strange things come out.
- Johann Christoph
Wine is bottled poetry.
- Robert Louis Stevenson
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
- Oscar Wilde
I drink therefore I am.
- W.C. Fields
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman
Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.
- NF Simpson
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend!
- Gerard Way
A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.
- Dr. Thomas Fuller
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
- George Best
Drinking and driving mix only when you’re mixed up.
Champagne is the only wine a woman can drink and still remain beautiful.
- Mme. de Pompadour
Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life’s problems.
- Dan Castellaneta
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.
- Homer J Simpson
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
- Bob Marley
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
- Winston Churchill
I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death, but then I’m in no hurry.
- Robert Benchley
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
- Brendan Behan
I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on.
- Oscar Levant
The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.
- Mignon McLaughlin
Here’s to a long life and a merry one A quick death and an easy one A pretty girl and an honest one A cold beer and another one!
- Irish Saying
Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
- Bertrand Russell
Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker.
- Ogden Nash
Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.
- Homer J Simpson