Alcohol Quotes, Sayings about Drinking
+35A man that lives in alcohol, will die from alcohol too.
+11Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
- Frank Sinatra
+11When the wine goes in, strange things come out.
- Johann Christoph
+11Wine is bottled poetry.
- Robert Louis Stevenson
+11Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
- Oscar Wilde
+9I drink therefore I am.
- W.C. Fields
+7When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman
+5Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.
- NF Simpson
+5Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend!
- Gerard Way
+5A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.
- Dr. Thomas Fuller
+5In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
- George Best
+5Drinking and driving mix only when you’re mixed up.
+3Champagne is the only wine a woman can drink and still remain beautiful.
- Mme. de Pompadour
+3Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life’s problems.
- Dan Castellaneta
+3Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.
- Homer J Simpson
+3Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
- Bob Marley
+3I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
- Winston Churchill
+3I know I’m drinking myself to a slow death, but then I’m in no hurry.
- Robert Benchley
+3I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
- Brendan Behan
+3I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on.
- Oscar Levant
+3The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.
- Mignon McLaughlin
+3Here’s to a long life and a merry one A quick death and an easy one A pretty girl and an honest one A cold beer and another one!
- Irish Saying
+1Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
- Bertrand Russell
+1Candy Is dandy, But liquor Is quicker.
- Ogden Nash
+1Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.
- Homer J Simpson