Sports Commentator Bloopers
Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.”
Grand Prix Race Announcer: “The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back.”
Baseball announcer: “If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.”
Ringside Boxing Analyst: “Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing – but none of them really that serious.”
Basketball analyst: “He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.”
Submitted by zanny.