Yo Mamma Jokes
yo mammas so fat
+20Yo mammas teeth r so yellow when she passed the traffic lights all the cars started slowing down.
-Dion
yo mammas so fat she saw a black buss with white people in it and thought it was an oreo.
Yo mammas so fat she saw a school buss with white kids in it and thought it was a twinky.
Submitted by sarah.
Yo Mama So Fat
+14Yo mama’s so fat, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama’s so fat, she stepped on a scale, and it said “One at a time please”
Yo mama’s so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said “To be continued”
Yo mama’s so fat, she has to put on her lipstick with a paint roller.
Yo mama’s so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing “We are Family”
Yo mama’s so fat, she sat on a gamecube, and made it a gameboy advance
Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears a yellow rain coat, people yell “taxi!”
Yo mama’s so fat, she had to iron her pants in the driveway.
Submitted by Katelyn.
Yo Mama Jokes
+5o mama’s so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
Yo mama’s arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!
Yo mama’s mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo mama’s so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!
Yo mama’s so short she does backflips under the bed!
Yo mama’s so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!
Yo mama’s so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo mama’s so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!
Yo mama’s so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!
Yo mama’s so flat she’s jealous of the wall!
Yo mama’s so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people’s fingers!
Yo mama’s so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!
Yo mama’s so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!
Yo mama’s so bald you can see whats on her mind!
Submitted by ravi.
Yo Mama So Small
+5yo mama so small when your dad went to sit on the cooch he sat on your mom
Submitted by mitche longstan.
Yo mama is so ugly
+13Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Submitted by ravi.
Yo mama is so dark
+10Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
Submitted by ravi.
Yo mama is so hairy
+6Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Submitted by ravi.
Yo mama is so old
+12Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Submitted by ajay.
Yo mama is so tall
-2Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
Submitted by ajay.
Yo mama is so lazy
+1Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Submitted by ajay.