what is wrong with you?the doctor asked to the banana.
the banana said:doctor I’m not peeling so well.
Submitted by Sheela Montinegro .
Ques – How does dogs and women are alike?
Ans – They neither believe silence is golden nar they can balance a checkbook
Submitted by jasmeen.
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?
Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.
Submitted by Rohit.
Q: Why does a brunette have curtains on her PC?
A: To open windows
Submitted by abhi.
What do u call a brown chicken and a brown cow?
Submitted by Stacy & Vanessa.
What is the height of Mixed Emotion?
Your Mother-In-Law Falls from 7th Floor on your brand new Mercedes & you don’t know whether to laugh or cry…
Submitted by preet.