Funny Questions

Banana Peel

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what is wrong with you?the doctor asked to the banana.

the banana said:doctor I’m not peeling so well.

Submitted by Sheela Montinegro .

Dogs and women are alike?

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Ques – How does dogs and women are alike?

Ans – They neither believe silence is golden nar they can balance a checkbook

Submitted by jasmeen.

Will I Live Any Longer?

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Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?

Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.

Submitted by Rohit.

Why Does A Brunette

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Q: Why does a brunette have curtains on her PC?
A: To open windows

Submitted by abhi.

Brown ChiCkeN & Brown CoW

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What do u call a brown chicken and a brown cow?
BROWNCHICKENBROWNCOW
hahahaha :p

Submitted by Stacy & Vanessa.

What is the height of Mixed Emotion?

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What is the height of Mixed Emotion?
Your Mother-In-Law Falls from 7th Floor on your brand new Mercedes & you don’t know whether to laugh or cry…

Submitted by preet.