Fat People Jokes
Scale Convention
+24At the scale manufacturers’ convention, people often wanted to weigh themselves on different scales to see if they agreed. However, some visitors abstained, not wishing to advertise their weight. A smooth-talking representative coaxed a woman onto his scale by promising her that he would not look and that she could even cover the digital display so only she could see her weight.
She finally stood on the scale, whereupon a loud, mechanical voice from within the machine announced: “One hundred and sixty-three.”
Submitted by ajay.
Fat Chat
+37Q. What do you call two fat men having a chat?
A. A heavy discussion.
Submitted by ajay.
Call Of Help
+11‘Police?’ came the voice on the phone. ‘I want to report a burglar trapped in an fat maid’s bedroom!’ After ascertaining the address, the police sergeant asked who was calling.
‘This,’ cried the frantic voice, ‘is the burglar!’
Submitted by ravinder.