A good start

Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!

Cats keep trying to bury them

Q: Why don’t lawyers go to the beach?
A: Cats keep trying to bury them.

California all the lawyers

Q: Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?
A: New Jersey got to pick first.

Lawyer is lying

Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: Their lips are moving.

Copper wire

Q: Know how copper wire was invented?
A: Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.

Blonde and a lawyer

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A: I don’t know. There are some things even a blonde won’t do.

Tick and a lawyer

Q: What’s the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: The tick falls off when you are dead.

Herd Of Buffalo

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.

Why did God make snakes

Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
A: To practice.

Mosquito and a lawyer

Q: What’s the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?
A: One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.