When a man opens a car door for his wife
It is either he has a new car or a new wife….
A Software Engg was smoking
Girl: Didn’t u see the warning ?
Smoking is injurious to health.
Engineer: We bother only about errors & not warnings.
A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor.
Which will reach down first?
Ans:The Pizza,as it’s fast food!
I am Looking for a Bank
which can perform Two things for me.
Give me a Loan,
then Leave me Alone……….
Only Two Types Of Communications Are Fastest In The World…
E-Mail To Email
Female To Female………
“ Women wont play football not coz they aren’t gud at
But coz its against their ego to b dressed up exactly like
10 other women in front of 10,000 people.. ”
A Journalist To A Doctor Of A Mental Hospital:
“How Do You Determine Whether To Admit A Patient Or Not?”
Doctor: “Well, We First Fill A Bathtub With Water Till The Top. Then Give A Teaspoon,
A Glass & A Bucket To The Patient & Ask Him / Her To Empty The Bathtub.”
Journalist: “Obviously A Normal Person Would Use A Bucket Because It’s Bigger!”
Doctor: “No You Stupid, A Normal Person Would Pull The Drain Plug!
Admit This Idiot In Ward No. 39
Man1 : Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
Man2 : Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
Things in Boys room Before marriage:
And After marriage:
Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?
Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.
Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.
Teacher: Yes, go ahead.
Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?
Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?
Pappu: Do you know Banto?
Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?
Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband.