A newly married husband saved his wife’s mobile number on his mobile as- “ My LIFE ”

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A newly married husband saved his wife’s mobile number on his mobile as- “ My LIFE ”


After one year of marriage he changed the Number to- “ My WIFE ”


After 2 years of marriage he changed the number to- “ My HOME ”


After 5 years of marriage he changed the number to- “ HITLER



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After 10 years of marriage he changed the number to- “ WRONG NUMBER ”

MORAL : No Matter Whoever In Love, Boyz Are Always IDIOTS….

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If Girls Is In Love, Her Parents Asks :Who Is That Idiot ?
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If Boyz Is In Love, His Parents Asks ? Idiot Who Is That Girl ?
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MORAL : No Matter Whoever In Love, Boyz Are Always IDIOTS….

Then Why Not We Say 11 As Onety One?

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We Pronounce
22 As Twenty Two,
33 As Thirty Three,
44 As Forty Four,
55 As Fifty Five…..
Then Why Not We Say 11 As Onety One?………..
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Doubt By – Last Bench Association.
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Moral- Real Genius Are Sitting On Last Benches! :p :D

Just Imagine Life Without Boyz

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Just Imagine Life Without Boyz:::
Roads Silent
Collages Empty
Police At Rest
All Mobile Companies In Loss
No Sms
No Gift
No Alcohol
No Bikes
No Crime
No Couples
Which Means World Depends On Us;;;;;
BOYS ROCKS

Husband: Oh My God, He Is Still Celebrating…!

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Wife: Look At that drunker.
Husband: Who is he ?
Wife: 10yrs back he proposed me I rejected him
Husband: Oh my god, he is still celebrating…!

Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In Your Heart…..

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Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In Your Heart..
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Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..?
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Boyfriend : Because
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Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty, More Empty Space Means More Comfort. :p ;D

When I Was Studying My Mom Was Calling Me

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When I was Studying My Mom Was calling me..
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But I did not respond.. I was deeply involved in Studies But she Called me again n again..
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I shouted
Plz Leave me to Study, My exam is near plz I want to Study, I want to Study My Mom Slapped me and
said Stop Dreaming “Wakeup n Study :P :D

Diwali Aa Rahi Hai Me Apna Man Kewal Puja, Archna, Aarti, Shradha Bhakti

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Diwali Aa Rahi Hai Me Apna Man Kewal Puja, Archna Aarti, Shradha Bhakti
,Bhawna Me Hi Lagana Chahta Hu. Aapke Pados Me Koi Rahti Ho To Batana.

Happy Diwali.

Aapke Life Mein Mithaas Ho “Cadbury” Jaise

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Aapke Life Mein Mithaas Ho “Cadbury” Jaise
Rounak Ho “Asian Paints” Jaise
Mehak Ho “Axe” Jaise
Tazgi Ho “Colgate” Jaise
Aur Tension-free rahe
“Huggies” Jaise!

“Happy Diwali”

Mere Pas MAA…chis Hai

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Big B-Mere Pas Rocket Hai, SurSuri Hai, Chakri Hai, Murga Bumb Hai, Tumhare Pas Kya Hai?
Shashi- Mere Pas MAA…chis Hai.

***** Happy Diwali *****

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