FUNNY INTERVIEW

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FUNNY INTERVIEW
Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Tell Me Properly
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Father’s Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Native Place
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir
Officer : What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ?
Candidate : Metric Pass
Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : And What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir
Officer : Describe Your Personality
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate : Mind-blowing Personality Sir
Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You
May Go
Now
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Is It Now
Candidate : My Performance….?
Officer : Mp !!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?
Officer : Mentally Puncture.. …. :p :D

Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life.

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Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life.
It was discovered in 1773.

Student: Thank God ! I am born after 1773 otherwise,
I would have died without it.

Height of flirting of ENGINEERS

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Height of flirting of ENGINEERS Students
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Teacher: Where is Your Assignment book?
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Student:Mam, I lost it While fighting with students who said that u r not the most beautiful teacher in this college.

Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?”

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Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?”
Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.

Wife : I Am Not Talking To You

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Wife : I am not talking to you.
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Husband : Okay.
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Wife : Don’t you want to know the reason.
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Husband : No, I respect & trust your decision!

Husband : I Found Aladin’s Lamp Today

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Husband : I found Aladin’s lamp today.
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Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ??
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Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
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Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much..
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Did he do that ??
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Husband : He laughed and said multiplication doesn’t apply on zero!!! :D

FACEBOOK FEVER

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FACEBOOK FEVER -
A Guy Updates His Status -
‘ I’m Gonna Sleep On Terrace Tonight ‘
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7O Mosquitoes ‘Liked’ His Status….. :D

Marriage Tips

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Marriage Tip:

If Wife Wants To Get Husband-s Attention,

Just Look Sad & Uncomfortable.

If Husband Wants To Get Wife-s Attention,

Just Look Comfortable & Happy……. :D

Man Asks Wife- What Would You Do If I Won The Lottery ?

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Man Asks Wife- What Would You Do If I Won The Lottery ?

Wife Says- I-d Take Half n Leave You…..

Husband- Perfect !

I-ve Won $10 , Here-s $5

Now Get Lost………

What do you call a bee that has come from America ???

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What do you call a bee that has come from
America ???
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“USB”
No claps please…. :p :D

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