Hey Mr Pilot Teach me how to fly a plane

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A plane was transporting mentally impaired patients & they were making too much noise. One of the mad men entered Pilots cabin.

MADMAN: Hey Mr Pilot Teach me how to fly a plane.

PILOT: I will but under one condition.

MADMAN: Whats that?

PILOT: If only you can get your friends to keep quiet.

MADMAN: Okay.

(5 minutes later the plane is quiet).

PILOT: Wow, how did u get em to keep quiet?

MADMAN: I opened the door & told them to go and play outside.

“No, He Was Always Minding His own Business”

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A little boy was in a taxi eating a chocolate, then he took another one and then another …
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A man next to him said “Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth”
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The boy replied, “my grandfather lived for 132 years”
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The man asked ” was it because of eating chocolate ?”
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The boy replied, “No, he was always minding his own business” ……….

My Internet Is Not Working Properly

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Sonu Rings a call centre:
My internet is not working properly
Officer: Ok, Double click on “My computer”
Sonu : I can’t see ur computer
Officer: No no, click on “My computer” on ur computer
Sonu : How can I click on ur computer from my computer?
Officer:listen, There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on ur computer, Ok double click on it
Sonu : what the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..?
Officer : Double click on ur computer
Sonu : On which Icon i’ve to click
Officer: “My Computer”
Sonu : Tell me where is ur office. I’ll come there and click on ur “Computer.”

No Sir Girlfriend Made Me A Beggar

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Beggar: Sir please give me rs. 6 For coffee.

Man: Coffee? Its rs. 3 only.

Beggar: 1 for my girlfriend!

Man: Wow! you too made a girlfriend?

Beggar: No sir, girlfriend made me a beggar.

A Line Written On A Husband’s T-shirt

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A line written on a Husband’s T-shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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OF THEM..:-P

Height of Good Luck ……..!

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Height of Good Luck …!

Teacher: Hey! Stand up.Tell me two pronouns.
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Student: Who? Me?

Teacher: Very Good, Sit down :D

Roses are Red; Violets are Blue

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Roses are red; Violets are blue

Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo.

Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too

Not in cage but outside, laughing at you…….. :D

Some times small small things in life hurt a lot……

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Some times small small things in life hurt a lot…. If u don’t agree with me
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TRY TO SIT ON A PIN

Behind Every Successful Person, There Is A……

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Behind every successful person, there is a
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DEACTIVATED FACEBOOK ACCOUNT….

I Heard You Failed In English?

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Boy: I heard you failed in English?
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Girl: who TELLED you? It’s unpossible, I will checked the results yesterday and I passed away…….. :p

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