Teacher: Dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka
ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao..
Student: Sania ka baccha na india ka na pakistan ka!
Pappu ki master se hui ladai
Mastr ne ki pappu ki dhulai
Pappu ka grm hua khoon
Gaya kabristan aur kabr pe master ke photo tang k likh diya
sadness of a student
Bada mushkil hai School ki
Teacher se pyar karna
Love letter beja tha home work
samaj ke check kar dia
A child had never seen his hips,
1 day his teacher beat him on his hips,
He comes back home n see his hips in the mirror & says..
BAAPLE! DO TUKLE KAL DIYE!
Teacher: How many months r there in a year
Teacher: Wow how do u know
kid: 12 Mahine Me
12 tarike se tujko
Pyar Jatau Ga Re
DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA
Maa- Beta, kya kar rahe ho..??
Beta- Padh raha hun ma..
Kya padh rahe Ho..??
Beta- Aapki hone wali bahu ke msgs!
Sonu sent sms 2 his boss ,me sick no work today
Boss sms back when i am sick i kiss my wife Try it
Sonu sent sms to his boss 1 more time me ok ur wife vry sweet…..
Submitted by Vanshaj malgotra.
PATNI: Sunte ho
padoswale Guptaji ki beti ko Maths mein 99 marks mile hain.
PATI: Are wah, phir 1 number kahan gaya?
PATNI: Woh humara beta laya hai!!
Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi?
Pappu aur Bunty 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye
Pappu: Chal Suicide kar le
Bunty: Saaleya Pagal Ho Gaya Hai,
Agle janam Fir NURSERY toh hi shuru karna payega