A police officer sees a blonde woman driving and knitting at the same time. Exasperated, he drives up next to her and screams out the window, “Pull over!” The blonde responds, “No Silly, it’s a scarf.”
I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, “It’s dark in here isn’t it?” The other replied, “I don’t know; I can’t see.”
Q: What will be the girl’s name born on 1st of APRIL?
A: FOOLAN DEVI!
Iss Kadar Hum Aapko Chahte Hein;
Ke Duniya Wale Dekh Ke Jal Jate Hein,
Yu Toh Hum Sabhi Ko Ullu Banate Hein
Lekin Aap Thoda Jaldi Ban Jaate Hein!
Happy April Fool!
Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
A: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Little girl: “Why does your son say, ‘Cluck, cluck, cluck?'”
Mother: “Because he thinks he’s a chicken.”
Little girl: “Why don’t you tell him he’s not a chicken?”
Mother: “We need the eggs.”
Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi.., Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi.., Hum To Muft Me Lut Gye yaaron.., Hume Kaha Pata tha Ki Unko… Baba Ram Dev wali Bimari Thi.
Machchhar Ka Bachcha Paheli Baar Uda. Jab Wapis Aaya To Baap Ne Pucha,Kaisa Laga? Machchhar-Bahut Achchha,Jaha B Gaya Log TALIYA Baja Rahe the