How do you now when its raining cats and dogs?
When you step in a poodle.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
The hot dog vendor then gives him the dog and the buddhist gives him a $20.
Buddhist – Hey, where’s my change?
Vendor – Change must come from within.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the Fresh Prints.
Where does the one-legged waitress work?
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
And what kind of lettuce?
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chickens wasn’t invented yet.
What’s so good about cobblestone?
What did the minecraft turkey say?
cobble, cobble, cobble!