Kya khayega ?

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Mom : Kya khayega ?
Me : Aloo hai ?
Mom : No
Me : Paneer ?
Mom : No
Me : Chicken ?
Mom : No
Me : Eggs ?
Mom : nahi.
Me : Tala hai ?
Mom : yes
Me : Kitchen pe laga do….
*Slap*

Submitted by Ankit kumar.

Heard you guys broke up

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Me: Heard you guys broke up. Where is she now?
He: She moved on, and became an astronaut…
Me: ? He: Yes she wanted space. -,-

Submitted by Ankit kumar.

‘Rajdoot’ Doodh Bechne Ke Liye

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Dad-Is Baar Pass Ho Ya Fail,
Bike Zarur Dilaunga.
.
Son-Konsi Bike?
.
Dad-Pass Hue To ‘Pulsar’ College Jaane Ke Liye.
&
Fail Hue To
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‘Rajdoot’ Doodh Bechne Ke
Liye

Bhagwan teri umar lambi kare!

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Bhagwan teri umar lambi kare!
bhagwan tujhe nokri de!
bhagwan tujhe khush rakhe!
bhagwan tujhe barkat de!
yaad ho gaya???? to chal katora utha aur shooru
ho ja.

Recharge Coupon

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Baba ji ka mela laga hai
haridwar mein.
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon
diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana.
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha
hai

10 doctorz aur 1 engineer

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10 doctorz aur 1 engineer
Helicopter Ki Rassi Se Latke Hue
The…..
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. .
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Pilot Ne Kaha Load Zyada Hai 1 Aadmi Ko Chorna Hoga….!!….
.
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.
.
. .
.
engineer Ne Kaha Apni jaan Ki
Qurbani Mai
Deta Hoon……
. .
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Taaliyan…. .
.
.
.
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. .
.
Ye Sun Kar Sab doctorz
Taaliyan
BajaneLage,
Aur sabke sab Neechey Gir Gaye…
Ustad to akhirr Ustad hota hai
na….!!

Customer And waiter

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Customer: waiter aisi chai pilao
jisko pee kar tan man jhum
uthe aur badan nachne lage.
Waiter: sir humare yaha bhens
ka dudh aata hai, NAGIN ka
nahi…

Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue Teacher

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Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte
Hue Teacher
Baccho Se Kahne Lagi Ki…….
.
. .
Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye
dekoge to Kahoge,,,
Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala
Gya..!
Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala Gya..!
OR Ye pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka
Wahi Reh Gya..!
pappu ye sunker gusse se Bola:
or Ye Humari Teachar
Hai Jinka dehant(death) Ho gya…

Elephantwa se puch raha Hu

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Mayawati LaLu k Ghar
elephant ke sath aayi
LALU-Bhaiswaa ke Sath Aaye
ho?
MAYAWATI-Dikhta Nai
elephantwa Hai. Lalu-Dhatt Pagli,Hm
elephantwa se puch raha Hu..

Sbko Btana Jruri Hai Kya

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Main Bevkuf!
Main Bevkuf!
Main Bevkuf!
Main Bevkuf!
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Aahista Bolo
Aawaj Yaha Tak Aa Rhi Hai.
Ab Ho To Ho
Sbko Btana Jruri Hai Kya.

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