Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Bittu: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Bittu: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
Million Copies Of A New Book Sold In Just Two Days Due To Typing Error In Title i.e.
“AN IDEA CAN CHANGE YOUR WIFE (LIFE)”
Wife comes home Late at Night & Quietly Opens the door to her bedRoom.
From under the Blanket She Sees 4 Legs Instead Of 2.
She reaches for a Baseball Bat & Starts hitting the Blanket as hard as She can.
Once She’s done, She goes to the Kitchen to have a drink..
As She Enters, She Sees Her Husband there, Reading a Magazine..
“Hi Darling” He say; Your Parents have come to Visit us, so I Let them stay in Our bedRoom. Hope U have said Hello!
WIFE: What would you do if i died?
Would you get married again?
Wife- Why not?
Don’t you like being married?
Husband: Of course i do.
Wife: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
Husband: Ok, ok, i’d get married again…
Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife…?
Husband: Yes, it’s a great house.
Wife: Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband: Yes, its almost new, dear .
Wife: Would you give her my jewelry?
Husband: No.. I am sure she would want her own..
Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband: No, her size is ’5
4 dangerous weapons in the world bigger than nuclear bomb:
1. Wife’s Smile
2. Wife’s Tear
3. Wife’s Looks
And the most dangerous,
4. Wife’s Missed Call.!
Father : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not that much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Man to a Lady In a Crowded mall: I have Lost My Wife, Will you Please talk to Me for A second
Man: because whenever I Talk to Ladies She Appears From nowhere like a ghost…..
A Kid On His Way 2 Home With His Mom Saw A Couple Kissing On The Road,
He Suddenly Shouted & Said: Look Mom look, that boy and girl Are Fighting For A Chewing GUM.
Exams are like girl friends
- difficult 2 understand
- too many questions
- more explanations are needed And results are most of the time failure…..
Birdy birdy in the sky
Dropped a poopy in my eyes,
I do not worry I do not cry
I am just happy that cows don’t fly!