Diwali Aa Rahi Hai Me Apna Man Kewal Puja, Archna, Aarti, Shradha Bhakti

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Diwali Aa Rahi Hai Me Apna Man Kewal Puja, Archna Aarti, Shradha Bhakti
,Bhawna Me Hi Lagana Chahta Hu. Aapke Pados Me Koi Rahti Ho To Batana.

Happy Diwali.

Aapke Life Mein Mithaas Ho “Cadbury” Jaise

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Aapke Life Mein Mithaas Ho “Cadbury” Jaise
Rounak Ho “Asian Paints” Jaise
Mehak Ho “Axe” Jaise
Tazgi Ho “Colgate” Jaise
Aur Tension-free rahe
“Huggies” Jaise!

“Happy Diwali”

Mere Pas MAA…chis Hai

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Big B-Mere Pas Rocket Hai, SurSuri Hai, Chakri Hai, Murga Bumb Hai, Tumhare Pas Kya Hai?
Shashi- Mere Pas MAA…chis Hai.

***** Happy Diwali *****

Bhagwan Kare Ye Aapki Aakhri Diwali Ho

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Aane wali diwali mubarak ho..
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Bhagwan kare ye aapki aakhri diwali ho.
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Wife ke bagair
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Ohhoo…. Muskurahat to dekho ladke ki..!

Rocket Gift On Diwali,Boy Bought Gift For His Girlfriend

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Rocket Gift on Diwali,Boy bought gift for his girlfriend..

Gf: what the hell would i do with dis diwali rocket??

Boy: you wanted stars na??

now sit on it and get lost !! .. :-D

I Am Maachis And You are Pataka

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I Am Maachis And You are Pataka,
Together We Are and It Will Be Double Dhamaka…!!!

Main Fb Wall Pe Diwali Mnna Raha Hu…..

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BOOM…..BOOM….
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DHOOOM….DHOOM….
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PHATAK..PHATAK
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SARRRRRRRRR
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Dont get confuse yaar :-P
Main Fb wall pe Diwali Mnna Raha Hu…..

FB ke Deewano ko Happy Diwali

She Is HOT . . . . . She Is Sizzling . . . . . .

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She is HOT
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She is Sizzling
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I mean….Meri PHULJHARI
TUM LOG KYA SAMAJHEY ;-)

Happy Diwali

May This Diwali Give You…… Popularity Of Windows

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May this Diwali give you……
Popularity Of Windows
Features of Linux
Independence of JAVA
Ease of Visual Basic
Power of Unix!

Happy Deepawali!

Husband drunk, came to home Wife at door: how dare you…..?

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Husband drunk, came to home Wife at door: how dare you…..?
You promised me that you did not drink without any occasion, then why you drunk today?
Funny husband: darling, the festival of crackers diwali is coming..!!
Wife: so what ? What’s new in that..?
Husband: we need bottles to light rockets dear…… :P

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