The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Monu. He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
Dad writes on son’s wall
“Son, how have you been? Your mom & I Am fine, We miss you a lot Please Turn off your PC & come down
Preeto to maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it! You are just trying to make me jealous.
Sweet Letter Written By a Small Child To Lays Company.
Dear Lays Chips Manufacturer.
You Forgot To Mention 1 Thing Under ingredients.
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!
“The woman replied, “Thanks, but unfortunately I could not
say the same about you. “Sure you could!!” said the political
man, “if you could lie as well as I do!”
It Is The Past Tense Of Course.
A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?
One pupil answered: It is the past tense of course.
A man buys a ticket for Rs 100 and wins the lottery of 1 crore. He goes to claim it.
Man: I want Rs 1 crore.
Lottery Agent: We give you 10 lakh today. The rest amount will be paid in next 6 months.
Man: Oh, no! I want all my money right now. If you don’t do it today, then I want my Rs 100 back.
Don’t.. Laugh at the back benches… otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.
One day Boy And Girl Decided to send messages
to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angered and called to Girl.
She told stupid “This was a missed call”
Teacher in a furious mood… write down your name and father of your name!!