aur sentence banao

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Teacher: Dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka
ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao..

Student: Sania ka baccha na india ka na pakistan ka! ;)

COMING Soon

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Pappu ki master se hui ladai
Mastr ne ki pappu ki dhulai
Pappu ka grm hua khoon
Gaya kabristan aur kabr pe master ke photo tang k likh diya
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sadness of a student

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sadness of a student
Bada mushkil hai School ki
Teacher se pyar karna
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Love letter beja tha home work
samaj ke check kar dia :(

BAAPLE! DO TUKLE KAL DIYE!

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A child had never seen his hips,
1 day his teacher beat him on his hips,
He comes back home n see his hips in the mirror & says..
BAAPLE! DO TUKLE KAL DIYE!

How many months r there in a year

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Teacher: How many months r there in a year
Kid: 12
Teacher: Wow how do u know
kid: 12 Mahine Me
12 tarike se tujko
Pyar Jatau Ga Re
DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA

Beta, kya kar rahe ho

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Maa- Beta, kya kar rahe ho..??
Beta- Padh raha hun ma..
Maa- Excellent..!!
Kya padh rahe Ho..??
Beta- Aapki hone wali bahu ke msgs! ;)

Sonu sent sms to his boss

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Sonu sent sms 2 his boss ,me sick no work today
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Boss sms back when i am sick i kiss my wife Try it
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Sonu sent sms to his boss 1 more time me ok ur wife vry sweet…..

Submitted by Vanshaj malgotra.

Pati Aur Patni

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PATNI: Sunte ho
padoswale Guptaji ki beti ko Maths mein 99 marks mile hain.
PATI: Are wah, phir 1 number kahan gaya?
PATNI: Woh humara beta laya hai!!

Papa aur Beta

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Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?
Papa- Bilkul marte the
Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi?

Chal Suicide kar le

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Pappu aur Bunty 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye

Pappu: Chal Suicide kar le

Bunty: Saaleya Pagal Ho Gaya Hai,
Agle janam Fir NURSERY toh hi shuru karna payega :P

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