Dhokha milta hai jab pyar mein

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Dhokha milta hai jab pyar mein,
Zindagi mein udasi chha jati hai,
Sochte hain chhor denge is duniya ko,
Kambakht college me dusri pasand aa jati hai.

Translate the sentence into English

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Teacher: Translate the sentence into English.

‘Vasant ne Muje Mukka Mara’

Student: Vasantpanchmi :lol:

1st april ko propose karo

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Pagal hain woh log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai.

Meri mano to 1st april ko propose karo.

Maan gai to cool,
Varna keh do behanji.. aprilfool!

Sandal utaaroon kya?

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Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli,
yeh koi mandir thodi hai,
aise hi aaja!

Boy And Teacher

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Boy: Why did Gandhiji have no hair on his head?

Teacher: Its sign of intelligence…

Boy: Now i understand y gals have so long hair! ;)

Boy To Girl

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Boy: Dear! Look into my eyes,
wat U c? Tel honestly
Girl: True LuV
Boy: O bevkuf!
machar nazar nhi aya kya? Jaldi nikaal

Pappu Ladki Dekhne Gaya

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Pappu, Ladki Dekhne Gaya,

Family Walo Ne Akele Bithaya

Pappu: Behanji, Aap Kitne Bhai-Behan Ho!

Ladki: Pehle 3 The Ab 4 HO GAYE ! :D

1 Bhoot Dusre Se

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1 Bhoot Dusre
Se: Yaar Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai
na Ladke Mar k Bhoot Ban Jate
Hain aur Ladkiyan?

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Chudail Ki Chudail Rehti Hain! :P

In America

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In America
Daughter: Dad,
I got married yesterday evening.
I forgot to inform u.

Dady: It’s ok my child.
But next time Dnt forget to invite me :)

Mujhse dosti krogi

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Boy- Mujhse dosti krogi..
Girl- Mere parents allow nahi karte..
Boy- Ha jaise mere Pitaji ne to mujhe!
“Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao Mahasangh” ka chairman bna rakha hai :D

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