Why did the Creeper cross the road?

Why did the Creeper cross the road?
To get to the other Sssssssside!

What did Steve say as he faced off

What did Steve say as he faced off against a skeleton with his pickaxe?
“I’ve got a bone to pick with you.”

What’s a ghost’s favorite country?

What’s a ghast’s favorite country?
The Nether-Lands!

Have you heard of the creeper

Have you heard of the creeper that went to a party?
He had a BLAST!

How does Steve get his exercise?

How does Steve get his exercise?
He runs around the block.

How many Anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb

Q: How many Anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them.

How many Actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Q: How many Actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one. They don’t like to share the spotlight.
A: One, but 500 auditioned for the part.

Santa whispered to the clone, “It works every time”

The clock on the mantle began to chime.
Santa whispered to the clone, “It works every time.”
With the clone by his side Santa said, “Goodnight.
Merry Christmas, Mom, You’ll be all right.”

Thank you, Santa, for clearing my head

The mom kissed her child, and tucked her into bed.
“Thank you, Santa, for clearing my head.
I sometimes forget, it won’t be very long,
when they’ll be too old, for my cradle-song.”

Smiling wisely Santa said, “To me it is clear

The mom frowned and said, “Sorry, Santa, no deal.
That’s my child’s love, she’s trying to steal.”
Smiling wisely Santa said, “To me it is clear,
Only one loving mother, is needed here.”