Veeru Vs Aurat

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Veeru:1 Aurat Ko Ghurte Hue
Ja Raha Tha
Aurat= Dekhta Kya H Teri Maa
Ki Umar Ki Hu
Veeru:to Mai Bhi Apne Baap K
Liye Hi Dhund Rha Hu.

Bank manager

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Bank manager: Ye kya ajeeb
sa signature hai? “” Lady Customer : ye sign meri
hai! Bank manager: aisa ajeeb sa
sign? kya naam hai tumhara ? Lady : Jalebi Baai..

abhi to sirf plot kharida hai

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Ek machchar ek takle ke
sar par ja kar baitha, uske baad 2nd machchar- Wah.. kya
ghar dhunda hai! 1st machchar- Ghar kaha
re,abhi to
sirf plot kharida hai……

Bas Karo Rulaoge kya.

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Boyfriend: Mai Tumhari
Roz Roz ki Farmayisho se
Tang Aa kar Khud Kushi’
kar Rahaa hu..
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Girlfriend- Bas Karo
Rulaoge kya. 1 acha sa White Suit Dila do
bas.
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. Tumhari 13ve pe Kya
Pehnungi…

Yo! its fashion mummy

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Maa: Beta, tu apne baal kyoon nahi katwaata? Pappu: Yo! its fashion mummy . . . . Maa: Wo to theek hai, par log teri beheno ko dekhne aate hain, aur tujhe pasand kar jaate hain..

CID

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Daya: My god, he is dead. ACP: Lagta hai iski maut marne se hui hai.
Dr. Salunkhe: Nahi boss, iski maut marne se nahi, jaan jane se hui hai. :P

Baba ramdev kahete hai

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Baba ramdev kahete hai
Achhi sehat k liye saas pe control karo!!
Ab baba ko kon samjaye ki-
Yaha biwi pe control hota nahi
To saas pr kaise control kare? :D

Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?

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Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Pappu : Shadi.
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Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Pappu :”DADDY “

Attitude At Exam

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Attitude At Exam!!!!
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Teacher: Kuch Kiya Bhi Hai
Ya Aise Hi Aa Gaye???
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Student: Sir, Breakfast
Karke Aaya Hu, Or Aap?? :P

Arun Aur Boss

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Arun – “sir ji, aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?” Boss – “woh gaon ki hai..” Arun – “Oh sorry, mujhe laga woh sirf aapki hai.

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