It Is Either He Has A New Car Or A New Wife….

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When a man opens a car door for his wife
It is either he has a new car or a new wife…. :P

Smoking Is Injurious To Health

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A Software Engg was smoking
Girl: Didn’t u see the warning ?
Smoking is injurious to health.
Engineer: We bother only about errors & not warnings.

Which Will Reach Down First?

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A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor.
Which will reach down first?
Ans:The Pizza,as it’s fast food!

I Am Looking For A Bank

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I am Looking for a Bank
which can perform Two things for me.

Give me a Loan,
then Leave me Alone……….

Female To Female……

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Only Two Types Of Communications Are Fastest In The World…
E-Mail To Email
Female To Female………

Women Won’t Play Football Not Coz They Aren’t Gud At It….

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“ Women wont play football not coz they aren’t gud at
But coz its against their ego to b dressed up exactly like
10 other women in front of 10,000 people.. ;-)

“No,You Stupid, A Normal Person Would Pull The Drain Plug!

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A Journalist To A Doctor Of A Mental Hospital:

“How Do You Determine Whether To Admit A Patient Or Not?”

Doctor: “Well, We First Fill A Bathtub With Water Till The Top. Then Give A Teaspoon,

A Glass & A Bucket To The Patient & Ask Him / Her To Empty The Bathtub.”

Journalist: “Obviously A Normal Person Would Use A Bucket Because It’s Bigger!”

Doctor: “No You Stupid, A Normal Person Would Pull The Drain Plug!

Admit This Idiot In Ward No. 39

Hey, man! Please Call Me A Taxi

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Man1 : Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.

Man2 : Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

Things In Boys Room

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Things in Boys room Before marriage:


Love letters



Nokia Lumia


And After marriage:

Pain killers

Loan papers

Unpaid bills


Nokia 1100

You Need To Focus More On Your Husband

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Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?

Pappu: Amritsar.

Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.

Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.

Teacher: Yes, go ahead.

Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Banto?

Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?

Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband.

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