Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don’t work.
Q: How is a dog like a telephone?
A: It has a collar I.D.
Q: What is the quietest kind of a dog?
A: A hush puppy.
Q: What do you get when you plant a frog?
A: A cr-oak tree.
Q: What was the first animal in space?
A: The cow that jumped over the moon!
Q: Where does a ten ton elephant sit?
A: Anywhere it wants to!
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
A: Time to get a new bed!
Q: What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
A: Do you want to grab a bite?
Q: What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A: A car only has one horn.
Q. How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?
A. Put him in the front seat.