Awesome line

Awesome line-

Jo dost, kamine nahi hote…

Wo kamine,

dost hi nahi hote..!!

All the best

*USA*
all the best or exam, Jon
thanks

*India*
Teeka laga!
dahi aur cheeni kha!
Nakal maarro!
Fail hua toh belt se pitai

Kya khayega

Mom: Kya khayega?
Me: Aloo hai?
Mom: No
Me: Paneer?
Mom: No
Me: Chicken?
Mom: No
Me: Eggs?
Mom: nahi.
Me: Tala hai?
Mom: yes
Me: Kitchen pe laga do..

Father To Beta

Father: Beta..!

Tu ne Engineering Ke 4 Saalo Mein
Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Kon Sa Seekha..?

Son: Bus Ki Chatt Pe baith K..
Tezz Hawaon Mein 1 Teeli Se 3 Cigarette Jalana..

Announcement in a SCHOOL:

Announcement in a SCHOOL:
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Students who’ve Parked their cycles in front of d Gate,
Plz move their cycles tothe Parking area!!
After 30 mins another

announcement: The 400 students who went to move 10
cycles plz come back to classes!

UNMARRIED

Wife: Sunte Ho ji..?
Mujhe Happiness ki spelling batao!!
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Husband: Likh… UNMARRIED.

Daya mujhe pehle se hi shak tha

ACP: Daya mujhe pehle se hi shak tha is maggi par..

Daya: Wo kaise sir..?

ACP: Ek to female…
Aur upar se ✌ min me Taiyar!!
Kuch to gadbad hai daya

Duniya me 2 ✌ kaam bahut ache hue

Duniya me 2 ✌ kaam bahut ache hue

Ek to whatsapp aane se pehle padhai complete hogyi
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aur dusra MAGGI band hone se pehle bachpan nikal gaya

Gehri Soch Me..

Sonu, Gehri Soch Me..

Wife: Kya Soch Rahe Ho?

Sonu: Ye ZEE NEWS Walo Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai?

Wife: Kya?

Sonu: Yehi Ke, ‘AAP DEKH RAHE HAI ZEE NEWS’

Every FROG feels the same..

Its MONSOON &
I’m sure
U must be feeling Romantic
U must be feeling like Going Out in the Rain,
Dancing..
Sing Songs..
Splash Water..
Well,
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Every FROG feels the same..