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Salesman to Mrs. Monster

Salesman to Mrs. Monster: Ma’am this is a good book, it will definitely help your husband to get ahead.
Mrs. Monster: Oh thank you. But I don’t think he needs this. He has already got two heads!

Who is the ghost that lives in the Town Hall?

Who is the ghost that lives in the Town Hall?
Oh, it is the night‘mayor’!

Do you know

Do you know how to reach the new apartment of Mr. Ghost?
Yes, just take the first right and go to the dead end!

A ghost’s ship will never sink, why?

A ghost’s ship will never sink, why?
Because it always floats in the air!

What was ghost ordered in the coffee shop?

What was ghost ordered in the coffee shop?
Cold coffee with sugar and scream!

Which is the favorite ride of baby ghosts?

Which is the favorite ride of baby ghosts?
The roller-ghosterr!

What type of trees ghost like more?

What type of trees ghost like more?
Ceme-trees!

What was the topic in ghost’s seminar?

What was the topic in ghost’s seminar?
“Do you believe in people”?!

Dracula is a good artist, why?

Dracula is a good artist, why?
Because he can draw blood well!

What do you call a skeleton that is always sleeping?

What do you call a skeleton that is always sleeping?
A lazy bone!