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What is common between a cricketer and a magician?

What is common between a cricketer and a magician?
Both do hattricks!

Why couldn’t Usain Bolt listen to any of the music?

Why couldn’t Usain Bolt listen to any of the music?
“Because he always breaks the record.”

Why didn’t Mr. khan’s dog play football?

Why didn’t Mr. khan’s dog play football?
Because it was a boxer

Which race has no running?

Which race has no running?
A swimming race.

What kind of tea do soccer players drink?

What kind of tea do soccer players drink?
PenalTEA

How we know a computer is getting old?

How we know a computer is getting old?
When it suffers loss of memory!

Which is the favorite computer key of an astronaut?

Which is the favorite computer key of an astronaut?
It is the Spacebar!

What is the favorite food item of a computer?

What is the favorite food item of a computer?
Chips!

Sam: Dear sir, I want to ask you something.

Sam: Dear sir, I want to ask you something.
Teacher: yes Sam, ask me, what do you want?
Sam: Sir, do you punish anyone for something they did not do?
Teacher: No Sam. Why should I?
Sam: Thank you sir. That’s a relief. I haven’t done the homework

Teacher: Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign on the road.
Teacher: What type of sign?
Student: The sign that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”!