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A boy commented on his Facebook status

A boy commented on his Facebook status – Happy New Year.
The girl wrote in comments – Same to you.
The boy edited the comment to – I love you!

Mujhe Kyon Dekh Rahe Ho

Girl: Mujhe Kyon Dekh Rahe Ho, Tumhari Koi Behan Nahi Hai Kya?
Boy: Hai Isi Liye To Dekh Raha Hun.
Girl: Kyon ?
Boy: Meri Behan Ko Bhabhi Chahiye!

Tum Ladkiyan Love Marraige Kyon Karti Ho?

Boy: Tum Ladkiyan Love Marraige Kyon Karti Ho?
Girl: Anjaan Namoona Milne Se Achha Hai, Jana Pehchana Kameena Mil Jaye!

Boy Sends Friend Request to A Girl On Facebook

Boy Sends Friend Request to A Girl On Facebook:
Girl: Kaun Ho Tum?
Boy: Hasrat Tumhari.
Girl: Chahte Kya Ho?
Boy: Mohhabat Tumhari.
Girl: Pachtaoge Tum!
Boy: Kismat Hamari.
Girl: Married Hun Main.
Boy: To Status Single Se Hata Manhoos Naari!

I wanna be a superhero

Boy: I wanna be a superhero, guess my name.
Girl: Superman? Ironman?
Boy: No, It’s Yourman!

I like listening to your weather report

Boy: You are the sunshine of my life. Without you life’s like a dreamy cloud, you are in my heart like a shinning drizzle on dry soil.
Girl: Now go further, I like listening to your weather report!

Ek Shehari Ladke Ko Gaon Ki Chhori Se Naya-Naya Pyaar Hua

Ek Shehari Ladke Ko Gaon Ki Chhori Se Naya-Naya Pyaar Hua
Ladka: Jaanu Tumhe Whatsaap Chalana Aata Hai?
Ladki: Nahin Ji, Par Aap Chalana Main Peeche Baith Jaungi..!

Boys Always Rock

Girl: Tum Bohot Besharam Ho
Boy: Wo To Main Bachpan Se Hi Hu, Main To Paida Bhi Nanga Hi Hua Tha…
Boys Always Rock…

Yes Baby!

Boy: Tum Mujhe Pyaar Karti Ho?
Girl: Yes Baby!
Boy: But Tumhein Toh Meri Koi Parwah Hi Nahi!
Girl: Pyaar Karne Wale Kisi Ki Parwah Nahi Karte!

Bajirao Mastaani Dekh Kar Girlfriend Ne Pucha

Bajirao Mastaani Dekh Kar Girlfriend Ne Pucha,
“Tumhari Koi Mastaani Toh Nahi Hai Na?”
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Ab Usko Kaun Samjhaye Ki Wahi Mastaani Hai… Kaashi Toh Koi Aur Hai!