Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,

Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,

Babul se fresh karne ka..

Aagr fir bhi safed nhi huye toh..

Bindaas HARPIC use karne ka….

7-chiz jb khatam ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai

7-chiz jb khatam ho jati hai to bahut taklif hoti hai

1-Pyar

2-Rishta

3-School Life

4-Dosti

5-Paise

6-Net Pack

OR

7. Toilet Main Pani….. :p 😀

Maine tere pyar main kya nhi kiya, O chhaliye,

Maine tere pyar main kya nhi kiya, O chhaliye,

Maine tere pyar main kya nhi kiya, O chhaliye,

Iodex maaliye kaam pe, chaliye….

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum,

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum,

waqt-bewaqt aye vo fever ho tum,

Dub kar jis me maar jau vo River ho tum,

phir bhi Mere jevan main forever ho tum…

wah wah wah wah !!!!!

Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,

Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan,

Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskaan,

Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan,

Khaa ke pan, Paro boli “Shukriya Bhai Jan.

Usey pane ki koi aas nahi hai

Usey pane ki koi aas nahi hai

audience : lagta, hai gaheri chot khayi hai….

Ki Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai
Vjah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khaas nhi hai

audience : wah wah…

Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai
Vajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khaas nahi hai
aur gold medalist hoti to shayad chal jata,

kambakht woh ek bhi subject mai paas nahi hai………

A Man went to Battery Shop and asked to change battery.

A Man went to Battery Shop and asked to change battery.

The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga doon?

A man : Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya

Salman Ne Rajasthan Mai Mara Hiran

Salman Ne Rajasthan Mai Mara Hiran
wah wah
Salman Ne Rajasthan Mai Mara Hiran
wah wah
.
.
.
Shahrukh Darr Ke Bola
kkkkk…. kiran..

Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana.

Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana.
wah wah.
wah wah.
BANDAR bhi message pad rahe hai.
kya EDUCATED hua zamana.

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…