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Old 12th May 2009, 01:54 PM
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Talking What is your email password?

story of Husband & Wife.

Anu was about to leave office after finishing her work. She got a call from her husband Abhi,

(Anu) : "Hello, yes Abhi".
(Abhi): " Anu, can you open my gmail and get a print out of the mail from that USconsultant. I forgot to take it in my office"
(Anu): "Yes, I can, I need your password"
(Abhi): "sonal22091980"
(Anu): "Ok fine"

She takes the print out and logs out. Some thought struck her mind now i.e. SONAL happens to be his college mate.

She decides not to discuss this with Abhi. She simply opens her mail box and changes the password from "Ashish143" to " AnuAbhi" and leaves for home!

MORAL OF THE STORY : Change your password NOW !!
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apr tusi na appna email password kise nu dasna
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so I think I should change it a day before my marriage
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dam..i need to change mine too...lol
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