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Old 16th May 2011, 07:06 PM
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kehnde ik waari ik desh ch sabh nu fauji training laini te fauj ch ik saal di naukri jaroori c
but ik banda bahut darda c
ohnu puchya k tu inna kyon dardan en?
banda kehnda j main fauj ch bharti ho gaya
tan 2 gallan hongian
ya taan ladayi lagegi yaa nai
je ladayi na lagi taan koi gall ni par j lag gayi taan 2 gallan hongian
ya taan main piche support karunga yaa front te jaunga
support vich koi gall nai
j front te gaya taan 2 gallan hor ho jaugian
yaa taan main goli
naal marunga yaa bomb
naal
bomb naal mar gaya taan koi gall nai
par j goli naal maareya gaya taan 2 gallan hongian
yaa
taaan mainu dafnaunge yaa jalaunge
je dafna ditta taan koi gall nai
par j jlaa ditta taan do gallan hor hongian
yaa taan meri rakh kise nadi ch vaha denge yaa
fields ch paunge
nadi ch waha ti taan koi gall nai
par j field ch waha ti taan do gallan hongian
yaa taan uthe crops hongian yaa forest.
j crops hoyian taan koi gall nai
par j forest hoye taan do gallan hor hongian yaa
taan paper banega
yaa lakdi jalaunge
lakdi jalaunge taan koi gall nai
par je paper baneya taan do gallan hor hongian
yaa taan newapaper banega
yaa
magazine
newspaper ban gaya koi nai
par magazine ban gaya taan do gallan hor hongian
yaa taan ohnu bande padhange yaa
aurtan
bande padhan taan koi gall nai
but
...
yaaar aurtan ton mainu bahut sharam aundi wa

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