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Old 18th August 2010, 02:31 PM
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A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband:-
Lady: I lost my Husband
Inspector: What is his height
Lady: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Lady: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Color of eyes
Lady: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair
Lady: Changes according to season
Inspector: What was he wearing
Lady: suit/casuals I don't remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him ?
Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain, height 30
inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is
slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue
balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together…. And the lady started crying…..
Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first!
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Old 18th August 2010, 02:44 PM
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Old 18th August 2010, 02:58 PM
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