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Old 31st January 2010, 07:34 PM
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AN ENGG. STUDENT to his sweeper - mere pass degree hai , knowledge hai, ijjat hai , tere pass kya hai ........?

sweeper- mere pass naukri hai ........
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Old 31st January 2010, 07:38 PM
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Old 31st January 2010, 07:41 PM
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Old 31st January 2010, 07:42 PM
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Old 31st January 2010, 07:46 PM
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Old 31st January 2010, 08:19 PM
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